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[Vanigo]

Oh, that's what you meant by "zefie-controlled territory"? Sorry, thought they were patrolling a bit further out than that. No, it was in the northwest forest.

[Strife26]

Either way.

The zefie military doctrine book I wrote dictates that, in response to carnivorious plants, they should nuke the area from orbit. Sadly, the zefies lack nukes. 

So, the plants aren't nearby the proposed colony location, right?

[Vanigo]

Of course not; that would have made the evening news, so to speak.

[Pandarsenic]

The funny thing is, if the Neo-Tyrgani found those plants, the first thing they'd do is, "How big are they? Can we weaponize them?"

[Nirur Torir]

Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but the aggressive factions are:
Zefies - Militant munchkins with expansive plans for the future, likely to destroy everyone with overwhelming military and economic might if given the chance.
Neo-Tyrgani - Militant researchers attempting to domesticate dangerous flora and fauna. Likely to destroy everyone with airships armed with napalm rockets if given the chance.
Baneriant - Bandits, likely to destroy everyone with excessive raids if given the chance.
Zrlv - Militant goblins, likely to destroy the world by sacrificing their own populace and morale to make quasi-nuclear powered magical blasts with of blood magic if given the chance.

There's never enough peaceful civilizations to bully into giving lots of tribute ally.



I don't know what the point of the above was, but will I eventually be able to sacrifice my own morale and populace to create devastating blood rune spells?

[zchris13]

Yes please.

[Strife26]

The zefies don't do offensive war though. They'll just crush civs if they attack someone else.

[Pandarsenic]

Technically, we don't want to destroy everyone. We just feel quietly (or loudly) superior until you attack.

Then we burn you alive.

[Luke_Prowler]

Pretty much, yah.

[Strife26]

Wow. I just looked at the stats on wolf riders.

[Nirur Torir]

Strong, yes. But with only 66% the numbers of my opponent, I'm going to need some careful application of tactics to win this battle, and the war.

[Strife26]

No, just bleed him as much as possible.

[Nirur Torir]

Bah, there are too many tactical options for the upcoming battle that I might be able to pull a strategic win from, depending on what Pandarsenic does. This battle promises great fun.

Incidentally, what tactics would the Zefies recommend the goblins use?

[Strife26]

Do want advice from the zefie guide to warfare or from Strife 26? They're pretty different in this case.

[Nirur Torir]

Well, I don't really expect a useful answer, since you're better off if we kill each other slowly, so the Zefie answer should be more amusing, I think. I need a cheap laugh.