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[Bauglir]

There is an unopened canister of shreaded parmesan sitting in my fridge. I desprately want to unseal it and eat some raw, but no...I...must....resist....it..../i]

GIVE IN. DO EET.

[MaximumZero]

You must have it. You cannot resist the temptation.

[Il Palazzo]

So.... Is anyone going to still admit that God made us in his image?

What?! Are you a cheese denier, boy? Do you think cheese is not good enough for you? You better start talking cheese now, or else!

[Leafsnail]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6

So.... Is anyone going to still admit that God made us in his image?

Not very creative then.  If I were God, I'd make something awesome and original.  Not something exactly the same as me...

[Il Palazzo]

...like cheese, for example?

[Andir]

...like cheese, for example?

Holy Cheese

[alway]

...like cheese, for example?

Holy Cheese

Holy Cheese you say?

Not very creative then.  If I were God, I'd make something awesome and original.  Not something exactly the same as me...

He never said a god created us to be like it, merely that one created us in its image. You see, God is an artist. As such, it painted a few pictures. We, as has been stated, are in its image. Litterally, a wall painting. You don't look anything like a god, you are merely in an image hung on the wall for decoration.

Also, if anyone turns above re-interpretations into an actual religion, please send me 10% of the profits.

[Leafsnail]

And yet, apparently he couldn't think of a form more perfect than his own.

I mean, I'd make the dominant species have at least 4 arms and enormous claws.  And a mating system so complicated it needs dozens of pages of exposition to explain.

[MaximumZero]

...like cheese, for example?

Holy Cheese

Holy Cheese you say?

Emmentaler is the holiest of cheeses.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, I couldn't resist it anymore. That was some damn good cheese.

[Antsan]

I was afraid I (re-)started something horrible with my post 4:30 in the morning in this thread but I see, everything's just fine. *phew*

@above me:
You did right, eating cheese just can't be wrong.



Oh well, I can't resist the urge: Stating a problem wrong and coming to a conclusion that makes no sense with correct math doesn't mean that math isn't applicable to the correctly stated problem.

[Medicine Man]

Camembert, brie and parmesan FTW!

[eerr]

Everytime I see the title, all I can think is-

"Atheists, Those bastards!"

I find this highly amusing.

[Medicine Man]

YEAH! We're bastards for having common sense!

[Jackrabbit]

There was a joke there I think you might have missed.