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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4290 on: September 25, 2010, 12:12:42 pm »
Quote from: alway on September 25, 2010, 12:03:50 pm
Assumptions:
ninja > knight (obviously)
dragon > dinosaur (dragons are basicly more intelligent, fire breathing versions of dinos)
Knights are known for slaying dragons, and thus knight is also > dragon
Assertion:
ninja > dinosaur
Proof:
ninja > knight and
knight > dragon, thus ninja > dragon
Since ninja > dragon and dragon > dinosaur, ninja is also > dinosaur.

And there you have it: a mathematical proof that shows without a doubt that ninjas > dinosaurs and would win in a fight.

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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4291 on: September 25, 2010, 12:14:11 pm »
Quite.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4292 on: September 25, 2010, 12:32:35 pm »
What, are people trying to spam this thread closed?  :P
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4293 on: September 25, 2010, 12:35:14 pm »
No, we're saving it from lock by going so off-topic that theres no possible way this could turn back into a giant argument about Atheists.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4294 on: September 25, 2010, 12:38:32 pm »
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4295 on: September 25, 2010, 12:39:56 pm »
Ni!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4296 on: September 25, 2010, 12:46:24 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on September 25, 2010, 12:35:14 pm
Quote from: Micro102 on September 25, 2010, 12:32:35 pm
What, are people trying to spam this thread closed?  :P
No, we're saving it from lock by going so off-topic that theres no possible way this could turn back into a giant argument about Atheists.

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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4297 on: September 25, 2010, 12:49:07 pm »
awesome.
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4298 on: September 25, 2010, 01:01:59 pm »
So, what about ninja dragons and dinosaur knights?

DINO RIDERRRRRS
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4299 on: September 25, 2010, 01:03:30 pm »
Quote from: alway on September 25, 2010, 12:03:50 pm
Awesome!  Next time I play with someone else, I can definitively argue that Scissors beat Rock!
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4300 on: September 25, 2010, 01:34:52 pm »
Quickly! The thread had been stunned! We must now bind it back into the depths from whence it came!

I wonder what having one's brain in a jar would be like.
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4301 on: September 25, 2010, 01:45:47 pm »
Quote from: alway on September 25, 2010, 12:03:50 pm
Assumptions:
ninja > knight (obviously)
dragon > dinosaur (dragons are basicly more intelligent, fire breathing versions of dinos)
Knights are known for slaying dragons, and thus knight is also > dragon
Assertion:
ninja > dinosaur
Proof:
ninja > knight and
knight > dragon, thus ninja > dragon
Since ninja > dragon and dragon > dinosaur, ninja is also > dinosaur.

And there you have it: a mathematical proof that shows without a doubt that ninjas > dinosaurs and would win in a fight.
I'll take your overrated logic and present to you: Rock, paper, scissors. Dinosaur beats ninja.

See? Mathematics and logic are often wrong. Therefore, God exists. ;)
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4302 on: September 25, 2010, 01:54:10 pm »
Only way to be sure is to pit a dinosaur against a ninja and repeat it till the result is statistically significant. Popper experiments trump mathematics and logic! We haven't studied enough universes to have any statistical significant data about God!
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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4303 on: September 25, 2010, 02:11:56 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on September 25, 2010, 12:35:14 pm
Quote from: Micro102 on September 25, 2010, 12:32:35 pm
What, are people trying to spam this thread closed?  :P
No, we're saving it from lock by going so off-topic that theres no possible way this could turn back into a giant argument about Atheists.
Why are you guys trying to merge the argument back in?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Atheists
« Reply #4304 on: September 25, 2010, 02:22:34 pm »
Because we're like that, and that's the way it is.


Huah!
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
This one thread is mine. MIIIIINE!!! And it will remain a happy, friendly, encouraging place, whether you lot like it or not. 
Quote from: bragos on July 19, 2013, 09:30:53 pm
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
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