Ascended with my Caveman!
Beat up the chromatic dragon, surprisingly easy, although I could've done better, seeing as how I was daudling around to try to get items rather than worry about the fighting. Got speed boots, which had no enchantment (unlike the jumping boots I was wearing) but extra speed is always nice.
I was a bit flustered going through Gehennom, since I had not yet found a single scroll of gold detection, so I didn't have them identified, thus I couldn't write any. However, I found TWO magic lamps, so I used my orb of fate to levelport out of Gehennom, where I then altar checked them, blessed them, and I used one to wish for 2 blessed scrolls of gold detection. Got them both, that's great, and so I called them "gold detection" and I was thus able to write the two remaining ones I needed. I then pumped up my AC to an astounding -51 with the remaining charges on my markers, as well as fooproofing all my stuff.
I took a slightly different approach to things this time, instead of bribing Asmodeus and Baalzebub, I gave them nothing and fought them fair and square. Since I figured out the stair trick since the last time I played (something my Samurai could've used) I was able to annihilate them along with Orcus (who only got one shot off from his wand of death). I don't know why I was ever afraid of those guys.
Anyway, I killed Vlad, got the candle-thing, then killed Rodney with melee alone. Then made my way to Moloch's Sanctum where, I came across a cockatrice. Upon killing it, it sprang into my head "if I wear my ring of levitation..." so now I was wielding a cockatrice corpse with total impunity from pit traps, and I stoned everything I came across, including Rodney who showed up at what was possibly the most convenient moment ever. Stoning the high priest, got the amulet, named it, got out, and trudged my way back through Gehennom with only a few frustrating forces sending me back down.
The elemental planes were nice, I was cornered into using a charge from one of my two wands of death on Rodney who popped up at a very inconvenient moment during the air plane (just to get me back!) and I made it to the astral plane with little difficulty.
So there I was, on the astral plane with some pissed off angels, and one last wish...
"Blessed greased fixed cockatrice corpse" I told the djinn, and away I went, repeating my strategy from Moloch's Sanctum, stoned the hell out of everything. Zaps from my wands of death kept Famine and Pestilence at bay, and I made proper usage of the MANY scrolls of create monster I picked up, filling the narrow hallways with acid blobs to prevent them from following.
My altar was the very last one I checked, and I ascended with a long trail of statues behind me.
Also, I got a picture of my scoreboard, which shows my poor Samurai...
Conduct complete!
That makes a tourist, a wizard, and a caveman I've ascended with. I might take a break from Nethack though, I've been meaning to try out LCS, but I've never given it the time, so I guess I'll check it out.