I started my samurai back up again, the really awesome one. Went down, killed all the Aleax's and Angels I could find (as there were a surprising number that randomly generated) and I finally found an uncursed shield of reflection off an angel! So that's MR and Reflection. I stoned Medusa, went to the castle, and I wanted to try something out, but ended up doing something DOUBLE stupid instead...
Remember that ring of polymorph control I had? I took off all my armor, busted the drawbridge with a wand of striking, put on my ring of poly control then ate one of my tinned chameleons, and turned into a black dragon.
"Yay! Disintegration breath! I can blast the assholes across the moat with impunity!"
Then I realize that breath attacks require a good deal of energy. Energy which I don't have alot of. So I end up waiting on the other side of the moat for a nice bit of time waiting for my energy to refill and it JUST SO HAPPENS that one of the soldiers has a wand of lightning! ZAP, my ring of poly control explodes! DAMMIT! That was valuable...
Slugging my way into the castle the old fashioned way. I finally turn back into a human, I nick some scales from the guaranteed dragons (GRAY dragon scales, even though it doesn't matter with my sceptre of might), and I get nothing from the throne (you always have to hope...), and I get my wand of wishing.
First wish, 2 blessed scrolls of charging, I get 1, fine. Second wish, I want another ring of poly control to replace the one that broke, so I, like a dumbass, type "Blessed Greased fixed ring of of polymorph control"... apparently my thoughts freaking stutter...
I end up getting a crappy ring of gain constitution instead (as it gives you a random ring if it can't decipher what you said), and I use the remainder of my wishes for ring of poly control, ring of poly, amulet of unchanging, and a blessed magic marker. That's all my wishes, I hopefully won't need any more.
Writing three blessed scrolls of genocide, I geno ; and c, and I'm saving the third one for a rainy day. I then write a blessed scroll of enchant armor and I upgrade my scales to scale mail!
Then I poly into a Vampire Lord (I really love the guys), lock it in, and I head into Gehennom with something like -37 AC.
Of course, the very first thing I find is another ring of polymorph control, just lying on the ground...
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I'm currently just past Asmodeus' lair (gave the guy some money this time around) and I just killed Juiblex and am heading towards Bealzebub.
Don't worry Kc, I'll ascend enough times for both of us.