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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #180 on: July 13, 2009, 09:21:21 pm »

Funny stuff. Any more slots open?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #181 on: July 13, 2009, 11:35:47 pm »

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Funny stuff. Any more slots open?
Sorry. Last player slots been taken. :(
I might add a few slots in the future/someone might quit. I will probably edit a notice into the title if that happens though so keep an eye out.

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examine walls while still walking with the others. trying to figure out wtf (where the ____) we are
You examine the walls.

interesting...

It would seem as though you cant read hieroglyphs!

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Wonder why there is a gun carving on top of the other carvings.
Then go down hallway swinging axe softly in front of me.
You go into the darkness swinging, stumbling around you step on a pressure plate.

FFFHHHHPPPTH.
Something embeds itself in your neck! You dont feel so good... You take a few steps back, looks like a dart.


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Pick up the bottle on the floor. If it's empty I'll use it as a weapon. Eat a bit of the bread. Look at the crates and open them if I can.
You grab the empty bottle on the floor.
Quote from: empty bottle
Equiped(main)
Atk: 2
Crit: 3
Dura: 1[3/3]

You take a small bite of french bread, it tastes stale. You look at the crates in the corner, their lables are worn and illegible. Their reinforced so breaking them open in your current state seems unlikely.


what now?

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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Steve "Grunt" Godlag (click to show/hide)

Note: Without an antidote poison is pretty serious, and damage done by it cant be healed with food(until you remove it of course). So be careful these next few turns, it is deadly if not treated.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2009, 11:42:43 pm by cowofdoom78963 »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #182 on: July 13, 2009, 11:47:54 pm »

Suck the poison out of myself!
And remove dart from neck.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #183 on: July 13, 2009, 11:48:26 pm »

continue down the path.... loduly? wait thats probably a bad idea.... normally
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #184 on: July 13, 2009, 11:53:11 pm »

Suck the poison out of myself!
And remove dart from neck.
That only works in the movies! Not only that but how are you going to suck on your own neck? ???


Anyway you already removed the dart(for future reference if you survive that long, it would be marked as embeded if you dident remove it).
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #185 on: July 13, 2009, 11:59:19 pm »

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Why'd I think cutting my neck would be a good idea?!
Well, I'm screwed. :P Do whatever the others are doing while waiting for impending doom.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #186 on: July 14, 2009, 12:13:20 am »

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Why'd I think cutting my neck would be a good idea?!
Well, I'm screwed. :P Do whatever the others are doing while waiting for impending doom.
Well you could survive but its pretty very unlikely...


...Yeah your probably screwed.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #187 on: July 14, 2009, 03:47:30 am »

COWOFDOOM YOUR TURNING TEN!?!?!

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #188 on: July 14, 2009, 03:56:07 am »

COWOFDOOM YOUR TURNING TEN!?!?!
Huh? no, why do you ask?
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #189 on: July 14, 2009, 04:01:15 am »

The birthday thing says your turning ten.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #190 on: July 14, 2009, 04:03:28 am »

The birthday thing says your turning ten.
Oh thats not right, I need to get around to fixing that.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #191 on: July 14, 2009, 05:28:07 am »

Examine the screen and try to turn it on.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #192 on: July 14, 2009, 11:15:50 pm »

updatum:

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continue down the path.... loduly? wait thats probably a bad idea.... normally
You go down the dark hall as you would any other hall... You have no idea where your going.

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Do whatever the others are doing while waiting for impending doom.
You follow Monk down the hall. You feel sickly. Poison drains 19 hp... You have no idea where your going. Buzzbreath follows along carefully...

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Examine the screen and try to turn it on.
Its already on.

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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Steve "Grunt" Godlag (click to show/hide)
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #193 on: July 14, 2009, 11:18:33 pm »

Would I be able to remake if I die?

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #194 on: July 14, 2009, 11:30:07 pm »

Would I be able to remake if I die?
Nope, death is forever.
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