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[Jack_Bread]

Drag gorilla back to engraving.

[cowofdoom78963]

Drag gorilla back to engraving.

Its too heavy to lift.

[Archangel]

However If you want to play there is a player slot open.

OK.
Clothes: Khaki t-shirt, camouflage cargo pants, camouflage shirt, slip on boots, black briefs (Not that I'm likely to lose the rest of my clothes).
Gender and skin colour: White male.
Favored weapon type: Big guns and similar weapons, for example a machine/minigun or flamethrower.

[Jack_Bread]

Cut off gorilla's hand and bring that back.

[cowofdoom78963]

Update is early becuase I have a busy night ahead:

Cut off gorilla's hand and bring that back.

You chop off one of the gorilla's arm like appendages and return to the engraving.

Monk and Buzzbreath are having an argument about bathing.

(game start)

You wake up in a puddle of blood. There is a sharp pain in the back of your head. You have no idea where you are or how you got here.

Looking around this seems to be the interior of a cave. You see a large chest by the wall with a pack of matches next to it. The cave continues on infront of you. You detect the faint odor of melons.

Stats
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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)

Level:3(47/105 exp)
HP:60/60
Atk: 7(2)
Def: 3(2)
Speed: 6
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: +1(Archaic), +3(turn-heal)
Inventory:

Equiped
Def: 1
Dura: 4[5/5]

Equiped
Atk: 5
Crit: 4
Dura: 6[6/10]

maps
Apple: food item
Lamar Wafer: food item
Essence of Vulture: potion
Twisted Gorilla Arm: ???

Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)

Level:3(34/105 exp)
HP:34/34
Atk: 14&10(7)
Def: 5(2)
Speed: 4
Resist: 5(burn)
Perks: +3(breath)
Inventory:

Equiped
Dura: 2[5/6]

Equiped
Def: 3
Dura: 4[4/6]

Equiped
Atk: 4
Ammo: [2/15]
Crit: 5
Effect: 5(stun), 3(hit-other)

Equiped(off-hand)
Atk: 3
Dura:1[5/10]
Crit: 6

Mountain Vulture meat: food item

Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)

Level:2(20/34 exp)
HP:21/21
Atk: 4&10(2)
Def: 7(4)
Speed: 4
Resist: 5(stun)
Perks: +3(throwing)
inventory:

Equiped
Def: 2
Dura: 10[7/12]
Resist: 4 (Blind)

Equiped
Def: 1
Dura: 4[10/10]

Equiped(main)
Atk: 2
Crit: 4
Dura: 4[10/10]

Equiped(off-hand)
Atk: 5
Ammo: [4/4]
Crit: 5
Effect: 4(blind), 2(auto-refill)

apple x4: food item
charred mosquito meat x2: food item
Essence of Vulture: potion
Mountain Vulture meat: food item
Shrunken head: ???

Spoiler: ??? (click to show/hide)

Level:1(0/7 exp)
HP:7/12
Atk: 4
Def: 5(2)
Speed: 3
Resist: n/a
Perks: +1(heavy)
inventory:

Equiped
Def: 3
Dura: 5[5/8]

flash drive: ???

NOTE: Archangel, you wont get a starting weapon(becuase starting with a minigun would be a bit overpowered) but you will be able to get a weapon later on. You will just have to use your fists for now.

[Archangel]

((Name: Steve "Grunt" Godlag. Might be changed if I think of a better one))
Rub the back of my head. Examine the chest.

[cowofdoom78963]

((Name: Steve "Grunt" Godlag. Might be changed if I think of a better one))
Rub the back of my head. Examine the chest.

You rub the back of your head, it hurts to the touch. But the pain seems to be fading.
The large oaken chest has a large pad lock on it and is decorated with tiny metal studs.

[Jack_Bread]

Throw the gorilla limb at the statue. Then pick it up and wonder if it grants wishes.

[Archangel]

Kick the lock or the lid.

[cowofdoom78963]

Throw the gorilla limb at the statue. Then pick it up and wonder if it grants wishes.

You throw the limb at the engraving, nothing happens. You pick it back up and wish for a million dollars! Nothing happens again.

Kick the lock or the lid.

THUD THUD THUD.
you hear a muffled shatter.

[Archangel]

Grab a match. Light then immediately put out the match. Attempt to pick the lock with the match.

[cowofdoom78963]

Grab a match. Light then immediately put out the match. Attempt to pick the lock with the match.

You grab the box of matches and light a match, then put it out for some reason and try to unlock the chest with it, but its too brittle and falls apart.

[Archangel]

Pick up the chest then light a match and look around.

[cowofdoom78963]

Pick up the chest then light a match and look around.

You cant pick up the chest, its too heavy.

[Archangel]

...then light a match and look around.