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theevilmonk

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2009, 03:31:18 pm »

gives the hobo a disgusted look, then looks around for food
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2009, 03:42:57 pm »

Now all thats left is jack, Ill get the next turn up when he posts.
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2009, 04:44:52 pm »

Scouts around the area to see which area is best to head toward. Or at least see where the monsters and stuff are.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2009, 06:46:32 pm »

Quote from: Little
Go northwest.
Splitting off from the group you decide to head northwest tword civilization.
...as the camp disappears behind you its suddenly very dark, and you can hear a rustling from the trees, an encounter!

You are ambushed by a pair of twisted monkeys!

They get the jump on you!
The Twisted monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(5-1=1
4-3)
You lightly scraped for 1 damage.
The Twisted monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(1-1=fails at life)
You jump out of the way of the monkeys pathetic attempt at hitting you!
What now?(note: you are 45% to your destination)

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Let's out a loud stinking belch and starts talking with a beer guzzled voice. "So uh, we gonna stand 'round this fire all night or wut?"
You belch and exclaim
"So uh, we gonna stand 'round this fire all night or wut?"

Monk makes a face at you, then he and Jack leave the camp. I guess your alone now.

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gives the hobo a disgusted look, then looks around for food
You quietly sneak through the nearby mountains looking for something to bring home.

You come across a strange creature staring off into the distance, its quite large.
It hasent noticed you yet, what do you do?
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Scouts around the area to see which area is best to head toward. Or at least see where the monsters and stuff are.
You grab a peice of bark off a near by tree and a peice of charcoal from the fire and scout out the local area, you draw a simple map of what you see. You gain 2 exp.


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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 09:26:02 pm by cowofdoom78963 »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2009, 07:03:57 pm »

Stare at the mountains sympathetically. Have some thinking time to plan my next action. Then start running west.

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2009, 08:20:47 pm »

Throw a stun bomb at the monkies and attack!
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2009, 08:26:47 pm »

Throw a stun bomb at the monkies and attack!
You havent made any stun bombs(you can do so beforehand by combining items) did you mean your smoke bombs?

EDIT:Also I modded the bombs so they hit multiple targets by the way, after all that is what bombs do...
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 09:19:07 pm by cowofdoom78963 »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2009, 10:00:44 pm »

Decide to follow the others, would not want to stay all alone in the dark, who knows what might apear.

Anyway, Ill help out if anything bad is about to happen.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 10:09:19 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2009, 10:06:53 pm »

Decide to follow the others, would not want to stay all alone in the dark, who knows what might apear.

Anyway, Ill help out if anything bad is about to happen.
Witch one do you want to follow? Jack, Monk, and Little all went in diffrent directions. :P
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2009, 10:09:02 pm »

Ok then, Ill edit that then, one moment..



Stares into the bonfire, the others WILL turn up again sooner or later.
I decide to sing a song about beer. (The one from The Simpsons.  ;D  )
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 10:11:45 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2009, 11:28:04 pm »

hide and observe the creature, trying to figure out if its hostile or not
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2009, 11:30:16 pm »

Awsome, also its kinda late. Gatta go sleep, will update tomorrow. ;D
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2009, 08:05:10 am »

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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2009, 08:10:17 am »

Well, that one only works well if there's more than 1 or 2 people.
Uhoh.. I wonder if any horrible creatures nearby decides to sing along?  :o
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Re: A ham in the clouds, RPG
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2009, 09:57:06 pm »

(quick not-so-quick note before we start this round, I've changed a few stats on Twisted monkeys, becuase their previous stats were ULTRA fast, I mean, they were GODS compared to you guys, trust me... It was the right thing, every attack you could have done would have been an auto-fail right off the bat[tested and proven, you dident even have a chance at hitting a blind monkey!], also Ive done a few adjustments to your weapons, their MUCH more useful for low level chars now. None of them carry any speed penalty as of yet. The status of you and enemys is still a bit odd at the moment but im sure you will do just fine!

tl;dr: Balancing issues fixed, check your stats to see whats changed.)

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Stare at the mountains sympathetically. Have some thinking time to plan my next action. Then start running west.
You gaze at the mountains for a moment, thinking of what to do next. You decide to venture into the forest, running.

While running you encounter a group of twisted monkeys, you are about to close for battle with them, what will you do?
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Throw a stun bomb at the monkies and attack!
You throw a smoke bomb, being the most "stun bomb"ish item in your inventory at the time, at the twisted monkeys!

(1)
The Twisted monkey cant see a thing!(blinded)
(1)
The Twisted monkey cant see a thing!(blinded)
The Twisted monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(4=auto-hit)
(1-3=NOE DAMAGE)
The monkey slaps you lightly, annoying you a bit.
The Twisted monkey claws at you!
(1=auto-miss)
The Twisted monkey runs in the wrong direction!
You Throw a makeshift explosive at the Twisted monkeys!
(1=1=You JUST got him)
(3-0=1 dead twisted monkey)
The Twisted Monkey is BRUTALY hit for 3 damage!
The Twisted monkey curls up in a ball and dies!
You gain 4 exp!
(2)
But the other monkey is untouched...
The Twisted monkey swings its arms at you wildly!
(1=auto-miss)
The Twisted Monkey trips over a rock and lands face first in the dirt!
You throw a makeshift explosive at the Twisted Monkey!
(2=2=just barely!)
(3-0=goud job)
It explodes in the monkeys face for 3 damage!
The Twisted Monkey Reaches out dramaticaly then falls over dead.
you gain 3 exp!
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Level up
You gain 4 points to allot to atk,def,spd, or hp(5 a point).
You may choose 1 perk:
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ˇATTENTION! You wont be able to choose another perk until lv4.
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The Monkeys lie before you dead and defeated, you can now continue on your journey.(note: you are 45% to your destination)

but first...
do you want to search and/or dissect the corpses for items?

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Stares into the bonfire, the others WILL turn up again sooner or later.
I decide to sing a song about beer.
You sit by the campbonfire, and observe how the flames flicker in the breeze, being as bored as you are you start to sing a song about beer...

But you are suddenly interupted by a loud whirring sound, just above you...

Oh.My.Gawd.

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hide and observe the creature, trying to figure out if its hostile or not
You go to hide but before you are even able to make a step the creature turns tword you.

It belows, "Whats brings you to this place mortal?"

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Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Buzzbreath (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Monk (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 10:24:20 pm by cowofdoom78963 »
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