This is true.
Nazushfikuk
Tamunshin made his way back to the housing area, grave. He replayed the events of the crypt over and over in his head. First, the lich had left him, a wonderful feeling, like a headache had lifted.
The lich flowed into the coffin. For a scant moment, silence reigned, before the coffin burst open and the corpse of Brandon StoneBastion stepped out, its eyes glowing a deep blue.
“Ah. I have a body again. Wonderful. Now I must continue with- WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A DRESS?” roared the lich. Tamunshin struggled to keep a straight face.
“You asked for a body of some renown. This man is very renowned,” he said, grinning, slightly.
“Hmph. Well, I shall require a mount. I shall leave you alone for now, but remember, come when you are summoned.”
The lich disappeared before Tamunshin could question it further.
Tamunshin rounded the corner and entered a nearby tavern. He needed a drink.
The Warlords throne room
The current ruler of Nazushfikuk sat on his throne. He had just heard a report of a dragon that had been attacking a mining town near the mountains. Something about disturbing it’s habitat, this was the third time in two weeks. He couldn’t let this lie, his people were dying and with it, part of his income. He pondered who to hire for this job. It would be expensive, no doubt. And cavalry wouldn’t cut it, but an enormous amount of companies in the city were cavalry. Damn. But what about Eli Eremo? That was apparently an extremely successful and strong dwarven company. Hang on… he’d never heard of them before. Where did that come from? He didn’t know about that company. But he must have. He must have, or he wouldn’t have thought of them. Well, the Godly Swords would be annoyed; they’d been seeking this contract from the moment it had become available, and had become increasingly angry as the warlord had refused them, hoping the problem would go away. Ah well. He motioned to aid.
“Get me Eli Eremo. They’re staying at the Golden Arrow.”
Behind him, invisible, the lich chuckled.
The Golden Arrow, three hours later
Workerdrone charged down the stairs, axes in hand, face black. So, the little bastard wanted to play games, did he? Well, Workerdrone played hardball, as Kogan would soon discover. Charging downstairs into the tavern, he was surprised to discover Kogan not ready and waiting for him, but drooping over the bar, grinning stupidly into his scrumble. Unperturbed, he charged over.
“What the bloody hell do you think you’re playing at?” he roared. Kogan just looked up at him, bleary eyed.
“Gods above Olon, keep it down, will you?” he muttered. He looked at the bartender. “I can still hear him, give me another.” The bartender shook his head, shaking slightly.
“I ain’t never seen someone down more’n three scrumbles in a row, and he’s bein’ buried tomorrow. I don’t want another death on me ‘ands, so you just stop and toddle off to bed, a’right?”
Kogan stood up, then sat down again, missing the chair and landing on his rump. Workerdrone bent down over him.
“Why the hell,” hissed Workerdrone. “Did you set up a trap filled with naphtha in my bedroom? Did you really expect it to have any effect? That was the last of it, too.”
“Wha’?” asked Kogan. “I din’ set up no naphtha trap. What the bloody hell are y’ ta- ta- talkin’ about Olon?” He seemed close to falling asleep. Maybe human drinks did have their merits, mused Workerdrone. He shook his head and focused on Kogan.
“What do you mean you didn’t set up that trap?” he asked. “Why would anyone else–”
Whumph
A crossbow was suddenly sticking out of the wall, right next to Kogan’s head. It had the immediate effect of several cups of coffee, a large amount of bacon and a cold shower. Kogan was up and horribly sober in an instant. He grasped his axe. Over across the bar, eight men were running for the door.
“Get back here, you bastards!” he roared, a cry echoed by Workerdrone. They both charged after the men.
Behind them, the shaken bartender started to take down the more expensive bottles of alcohol, and locked away the scrumble.