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Nothing.

At all.

Seriously.

[Vilien]

Preposterous! I would have gladly gone in the tomb to have my brains eaten by zombies.

[Limul Thak]

Limul Thak's Journal

"Gah, Armok!"
...
"Gah, Armok!"
...
"GAH, ARMOK!"

Okay. The lightning bolt works perfectly. Unfortunately, I have nothing to target except my own flesh. So, my own flesh it is.

"Gah, Armok!"
"What are you doing?"
"Um... nothing."
"..."

The only way I can think of to let Navi in on this is if I use it in battle. That would be the best way to get him to accept his new utility, because the violence would be in self-defence. Until then, I should keep refining the bolt. I've got three forms so far: a regular lightning bolt (good for toasting an enemy), a spray of electricity (for clearing some space around me in a fight), and a volley of little packets of the stuff (for shooting from a distance and  for pinpoint accuracy). I've got the whole arsenal!

"Gah, Armok!"

Well, the four that were allowed into the tomb didn't include me. They are luckier than they think. If I could have gone in too,  I could have used that as an opportunity to break Navi in. Fry some undead flesh and bone, you know?

"Gah, Armok!"

Perhaps I should stop doing this. My skin is charring and I'm salivating at the smell... You know what I haven't had in ten minutes? A drink. I'll just go get one then.

~LT

The weapon is developing, and the drama is sort of sitting there, stagnating. More discussion with Navi next journal.

[WorkerDrone]

Preposterous! I would have gladly gone in the tomb to have my brains eaten by zombies.

No. Your delicious brain meats are mine and mine alone.

[CJ1145]

I really am gonna have to kill you at some point.

[WorkerDrone]

Why oh why would you even think about attempting that?

Its all to obvious who would really die.

YOU. WITH TWO AXES IN YOUR FACE.

[Keita]

I really am gonna have to kill you at some point.

Why oh why would you even think about attempting that?

Its all to obvious who would really die.

YOU. WITH TWO AXES IN YOUR FACE.

nuff said

[CJ1145]

Be warned. If you're gonna try this picture crap, realize you're dealing with a pro.

Either way, Workerdrone is an overconfident prick, he's stuck so far up his ass he'll have to lose at some point or another, and badly. I just hope Kogan gets to be the one to teach him a lesson.

[WorkerDrone]

Nay. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Oh and another thing. I've been kicking ass for so long, my ass is unkickable. Badassery can not be competed with on this scale.

I am an egotistical bastard, and fucking proud of it.

[Keita]

do you really want to get into a /b/ fight? my b folders over 2GB and no ones unbeatable

[GruffyBears]

I'd rather you /b/tards take this to the various nonsense forum, instead of shitting all over this story.

[Vilien]

Yes, please, let's not shit over this story any more than we already do.

[Keita]

point taken

I'd like to apologise Jackrabbit

[CJ1145]

Myself as well. Shall we continue this argument in the General discussion board?

[Keita]

you can with WD as I don;t he wouldn't but I wont, to busy playing dwarf fort up to a certain point

[Jackrabbit]

Apology accepted. Just remeber that if your going to argue, I'm the one with the power to detatch sex organs (Walters penis is back, by the way)