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Tales from the frontlines
Battles fought by our brave lads during the demon warBardbeard looked around bitterly, drawing his shawl closer to better shield himself from the cold and the harsh sun. When he had been assigned to Lord Ignus’s 10th royal swords, he had expected to be fighting the bastard demons who had killed his father and slaughtering the goblins that had had the gall to declare war on the kingdom, not defending some pathetic little human town in the middle of nowhere. Apparently it was a “good faith gesture” on behalf of the king, sending troops to defend the human towns with little to no protection. And Barbbeard had to admit, they needed it. There were about six or so guards. Every other human living here was either a peasant or the mayor.
What a miserable place. he thought, staring out across the road into the distance. The road was the only reason the town existed in the first place. The very first building, the tavern, still stood and was still used, both as a tavern and the mayors office. Bardbeard’s captain, Omath, was talking to the mayor in the tavern at that moment.
Over on the far side of town, Oldbeard was toying with his repeating crossbow. He was sure he could get it to work,
sure of it. He fiddled with his repeater, a mechanism of his own design, and checked it over to see if there were any problems. None. So why didn’t it work? The theory was sound, he knew that. If he could ju-
Twang! The bolt embedded itself into the wall, shuddering. Oldbeards gaped and then looked around to see if anyone had noticed. No-one, phew. He moved to cover the bolt with his back, praying nobody would notice it.
In the main road, Bardbeard went up to his friend, Kilth, and tapped him on the shoulder.
“Hey, Kilth”
“Aye?” responded Kilth, distractedly
“This place is boring as fu-”
“What’s that?” pointed Kilth
“What?” replied Bardbeard, annoyed at being interrupted “A groundhog or something, there’s bloody thousands of them out here”
“Yeah, you’re probably right. What was it you were saying?” asked Kilth
“I said this place is as boring as f-”
ThwumpKilth was thrown backwards off his feet, a crossbow bolt between his eyes. Bardbeards eyes widened in shock and he looked up at six goblins jumping out of the bushes, firing their crossbows.
“
Attack!” screamed a human guard “
WE’RE UNDER A-” A bolt tore out his throat.
Thwump, thwump, thwumpThe bolts pincushioned the other guard, who hadn’t had time to move. Bloodbeard dashed up a side alley.
The other men on the main street weren’t so clever and attempted to either charge the goblins or meet up with the captain. The whole town was thrown into panic, as the peasants attempted to reach the safety of the houses, the captain ran outside with his men to see what was going on and the goblins formed two firing lines, decimating the forces in the main street, before retreating as fast as they had arrived.
“What the hell is happening?” roared the captain, running into the main road, followed by most of his men “I need a report!”
“Sir!” shouted Bardbeard, running up an saluting “six or so goblins attacked from the west, sir! Sir, The.... The bastards got Kilth, sir!”
“They got a lot more than just Kilth boy. Why did they stop?”
“I don’t know, sir, they just retreated!”
The captain looked around him and began to give orders to clean up the dead and post lookouts on the west side of the town. He was sorely shaken.
Oldbeard was looking into the distance. He could see something, but he wasn’t su-
Oh Armok he thought, making a sign of protection. He ran for the captain
“
Attack! Attack!” he screamed, moving into the main street and raising his crossbow “Hostiles approaching from the east!”
The captain whipped around
“To me, men!” He roared “Defensive positions! Let’s show these bastards what we’re made of!”
The men took up defensive positions, a 2 man deep line, with men in the alleyways to thwart any attempts at flanking and archers behind. One man ran to protect the mayor, followed by the remaining human guards.
“There they are!” called a soldier, as the goblins rushed into the town, lead by a frothing goblin, in dark bloody armour.
“Fire!” ordered the captain, and the marksdwarves loosed there volley, Oldbeard cursing his bow as he did so.
Several goblins fell, but the rest smashed into the line and the dwarves found themselves fighting for there lives. The side guard moved to engage some goblins attempting to flank them.
Immediately, three goblins and two dwarves were killed, cut down by either side. The goblin in bloody armour had broken his opponents neck. He had no weapon. Realising the folly of the attack, he ordered a retreat, and ran for it, cursing the dwarves in goblin.
Around the corner came the goblins trying to take out the crossbowdwarves, unaware of the retreat. Oldbeard had already spun around and loosed his bolt, catching the goblin in the chest whilst the dwarf next to him shot the incoming goblin in the throat.
In the aftermath, all was silent. The captain looked around him and sighed.
“alright boys, we post a lookout on each corner of the town. The rest of you, pile up the dead goblins and humans in the centre. We’ll send our dwarves back on the next caravan. He turned and looked up the alleyway.
“You! Bardbeard? Did you hold this alleyway by yourself?”
“Yes sir!” responded Bardbead, adrenaline pumping furiously through his system
“Well done. Everyone, get to it”
Bardbeard went to work, piling the goblins in the centre of the town. Reaching down towards a corpse, he paused, and then cut off the goblins right thumb.
Souvenir…. he thought
This post wasn’t so boring after all…He smiled grimly and went about his duties.