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Nothing.

At all.

Seriously.

[Archangel]

I support that!

[Katsuun]

I have voted for The Blades of Bashing for no reason. Yes.

[Heron TSG]

Vote for the squidbandits!

(WD won last time, I think that the random name would be cooler

[CJ1145]

I say it should be

Thatthilkokeb Sedilmothdast Ustos

Autumnaldwellers the Angelic onslaught of Anger!

If it's not overly complicated and somewhat nonsensical, it's not Dwarven!

[Limul Thak]

Limul Thak's Journal

Well, as I write this, we are getting smashed. Not really smashed, though - more like a human-style smashed, which is really more like a throat-wettening.

Anyways, there's a new bet circulating about our mercenary name. I bet five human coins on "Eli Eremo", which means the "Blades of Bashing". I like it, because my axe is just that: a bashing blade.

"Why not bet more dwarf coins?"
"First off, why bother asking these questions if we share a subconsciousness? You already know the answers, and I can prove it too! Secondly, because they're my last real relic of the old mountainhomes and whatnot, aside from my axe."
"... fine then."

... right. I'm really not sure what just happened there. I think Navi's upset or something. It's hard to tell with elves, though, so who knows? I'm going to keep getting "smashed", and hope to Armok that I win a bet for once.

~LT

[Keita]

extract from Khain's journal

I'v put a bet of 10 of my human coins on our mercenary name being Gongithagash Tishak Etur.

I've caught Thak staring off into the distance a couple of times and mumble something about 'Navi' sound elvis to me, I wonder what he's up to...

[Vilien]

This place is crazy awesome. Also, our merry band requires a rude name.

Also, what kind of climate are we talking about? Desert? Temperate? Taiga?

[CJ1145]

I hope savanna, only Giant Lions seem capable of challenging our Dwarfs at this point.

[GruffyBears]

Bronze colossi and dragons are the only thing that can challenge our dwarfs (and single human).

I had a dream where a rode a massive hermit crab, who had a medieval castle on his back instead of shell. I suggest that this be included in the story as our base. We shall call it;
                                                                                             Crustaceaus
                                                                                             Roving
                                                                                             Abnormal
                                                                                             Behemoth. 

Or any similar appropreite acronym.

[Archangel]

Gruffy, Bomrek is a master mechanic, so why did you say you went to Oldbeard?

[WorkerDrone]

Bronze colossi and dragons are the only thing that can challenge our dwarfs (and single human).

I had a dream where a rode a massive hermit crab, who had a medieval castle on his back instead of shell. I suggest that this be included in the story as our base. We shall call it;
                                                                                             Crustaceaus
                                                                                             Roving
                                                                                             Abnormal
                                                                                             Behemoth. 

Or any similar appropreite acronym.

This.

We need this.

[Limul Thak]

Limul Thak's Journal

"Navi, are you hurt or something? You haven't been saying anything in ten minutes... that's a record, actually!"
"No, it's just that I'm very, very upset at the fact that I'm an inanimate object."
"What you need is a stiff... oh, right. Sorry, I'm used to dwarves, y'see."
"I got that already."
"..."
"..."
"Can I go back to my drink now?"
"It's just that it's so BORING. I'm stuck with a dwarf for a dwarven lifetime, and then who knows what I'll do then!"
"Well, I guess I can talk more... oh, and another thing. See... behind your "back", I've been..."
"Hm? What? Drinking more? Carousing? Oh, and I notice that I'm sharper around the edges!"
"Oh shut it, you're no more annoying than-"
"Physically, not verbally."
"Oh. Um... how do I explain this to you... I've been... how do you feel about violence?"
"I hate it. If you could become a hermit, I'd prefer it over your current profession."
"...ah."
"So what have you been doing?"
"Oh, nothing. I don't know what I was going to say."
"Well, then. Never mind, eh?"
"Yeah..."

Telling Navi about this new weapon of mine is going to be difficult... more to come on that, by the way.

~LT

Oh dear, we're getting some drama up in here!

[Jackrabbit]

This place is crazy awesome. Also, our merry band requires a rude name.

Also, what kind of climate are we talking about? Desert? Temperate? Taiga?

An extremely cold place, with fleeting summers. Kind of like Britan.

[Vilien]

Then our mode of transportation must be polar bears.

[CJ1145]

Obviously, we must attain these bears by the suggestion of a kind stranger in the tavern, who tosses us a bag of coins and tells us "you need to get yourself and armoured bear".