Sentient? Oops, I skipped over that part. But still, no radioactivity for obvious reasons.
God damn it Jackrabbit what took you so long to update?
Yeah, preempting your posts. Ha.
Ambush site“Look,” said Barbarossa. “There they are.”
There were maybe about twenty men there. They were rather pale and to a man, extremely tall. The dwarves had their numbers clustered behind Workerdrone who stood at the very front, axes in hand. Oldbeard was clutching his hotshot to him, grinning maniacally. Forrest was worried.
“I think they’ll see us if we don’t move so – damn.”
The men had turned and noticed the gleam off Workerdrone’s armour. One fired in their direction and that was all the confirmation they needed. Workerdrone charged, the rest of the company followed and battle was joined. Workerdrone immediately began to cut his way through the humans, sending gore flying through the air.
Battle montage
(Did you know you can acronym pictures? I didn't. It's awesome)Kain was second into the fray, followed by Bromrek. Both lay about themselves, severing limbs and crushing heads, gleefully causing pain.
Humaan was twirling his sword around him like one of the new human bo staffs, which turned out not to be all that effective. Embarrassed, he switched back to the time honoured method of simply lopping things off. It was surprisingly effective.
Barbarossa jumped in and pulled the trigger.
WHUMPHThe glob of metal ate through the man in a split second, leaving him dead on the ground. The combat froze for a moment, before resuming with renewed vigour. Vilien was screaming profanities, as was his wont, whilst he hacked up the very air around him. Next to him stood Quote, slashing out with his sword in defiance of these men who showed up trying to kill them.
Labs himself was utilising his dead fish to full effect, smacking here, smacking there, causing panic and confusion and rather a lot of pain.
Tamunshin, Raptor and Limul were fighting together in hinged formation, preventing any attempts at flanking and causing carnage in the assembled ranks. Tamunshin was on point, cutting a swath through the mass of bodies.
Behind them, Forrest and Ryan were firing into the crowd with vigour, perforating the enemy with their bolts.
Barbarossa and Kogan were individually cutting up their respective enemies with bolt and blade. Needless to say, the fight was over quickly.
Workerdrone stood over the gory corpses.
“Well, that was hardly a fight but hell, a workout’s a workout.”
He stopped. They could hear someone chanting.
“Who’s that?” asked Kogan. “Find him!”
The dwarves spread out as the chanting got steadily louder. Raptor rounded a tree to find a human holding his hands in an strange position and chanting.
“Found h –” he never completed the sentence. The human finished his chant and a white flash filled the forest, blinding all the dwarves and rendering them unconscious.
(NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE DRAMA LLAMA)Just before Workerdrone hit the floor, a though flashed through his mind.
Gods damned mages. Pansies won’t even fight me.He passed out.
A TWIST IN THE TALE. Twistyer than the goblins winning anyway.
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