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Nothing.

At all.

Seriously.

[WorkerDrone]

RAZGAR

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

A long time ago I fell off this topic.

What the hell happened here? And is Oldbeard still around?

[Jackrabbit]

Sure.

[WorkerDrone]

Oh hell, can we just fast forward to the actual story telling now though?

[Limul Thak]

Not yet.
We have not had enough banter.
Not.
Enough.
Banter.
Yet.

[WorkerDrone]

Don't mock me.

[QuakeIV]

I dunno, i thought it was pretty funny.

[CJ1145]

Oh hey, not dead? That's fantastic; I'll admit, I'm a little bored with it. It's good, I won't deny that. I'm simply tired of the storyline, it's become a Continuity Snarl of sorts. Kill off Kogan if you really must, but at the very least don't make him go out like a punk like every movie Samuel L. Jackson has ever died in.

[Jackrabbit]

Wow, Jack, you haven't updated in a long time, how hard could it be? What wacky excuse have you come up with this time?

Well, it's about as hard as you'd expect (far to easy to justify such a lapse) and as for wacky excuses, I'm unable to upload pictures until like, the tenth.

But really, it's because within the next five or so updates, this story will end. The idea is that afterward, maybe I'll do stories on some of the characters because (SPOILERS) I'm not wrapping up every sub-plot, so if you notice that I haven't wrapped up a sub-plot, well, you know...

No straight sequel though. That said, the end is nigh, so get your journal entries in whilst there hot and DON'T, for the love of god, GIVE ME MORE SUB-PLOTS TO WRAP UP, unless it's a continuation on one that's been running for a while.

[Heron TSG]

It's fine. I was actually beginning to wonder when people would start dying.

[Limul Thak]

Limul Thak's Journal

Training with the lightning is going well. I'm hitting things almost as if with my own axe! Just... you know... whitish and kind of squiggly.

"Not only do you appear to be improving as a one; I believe that our ability to let lightning loose is improving!"
Is that what that brighter hue is in your... crystal... shaped... thingy?
"Yes, I believe that this is revelatory as to my magical capacities expanding back to their original status."
What, so you're... coming back from the dead?
"Oh, spirits no, such a process is far too complicated and nuanced to ever expect in our situation!"
What's that supposed to mean?
"Well, I believe that was a breach in the tetra-dimensional outlining of our position in All Of Existence."
So... tetra-whatsit, tetra... it's like breaking the fourth--
"Yes, precisely!"
Why in Armok's name would you be doing that?
"I believe this is a symptom of my regeneration."
Well, I hope your bloody "symptoms" don't get in the way.
"On the contrary, I believe that this will only improve our situation, as my rehabilitation should provide our combat potential with an exemplary boon."
...Right. You know what?
"What?"
I belie--think that I'm actually getting used to you by now.
"It is amazing how little time it takes for two biological nemeses to overcome their differences and form a sympathetic relationship, is it not?"
Sure.

I still need a drink, though.

~LT

[WorkerDrone]

A obsidian tablet lies forlorn.

Near where shadows bend,
swords shape, horns send,
rending tears of magma,
to my forge of war's end.

I shout, I bellow, I roar with defiance.
I pray, I oath, I stand with compliance.
Send me your best, so I may kill them.
Bring me the rest, I'll send them to...

I'll send them to...

Armok damn it, I don't have time for this, I have goblins to kill.

~Olon Irongloves

[Archangel]

Jack, are you going to use Dragon at all?

[Jackrabbit]

Sorry, remind me what that is, because I've had a mental blackout.

[Archangel]

The slightly crazy, vegetarian, axe wielding, Dwarven trained Elven smith.

I'll resend my PM from back in September.