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Nothing.

At all.

Seriously.

[Heron TSG]

I feel like an asshole for being an asshole.

Anyway, I'm thinking we should torch some warehouses.

[Tack]

It's ok barbarossa... in australia, asshole is a compliment!

[Vilien]

When did Barbarossa get the ability to shoot purple fire out of his hands? Also, awesome.

[Jackrabbit]

...

That was the goblin.

[GruffyBears]

Just read the bit on The Piecemaker in "Thud!". Awesome.

[CJ1145]

Is my lack of lines directly related to my lack of posts? If so, keep in mind I've been keeping up with this as best as I can. But could someone summarize what is going on right now? After the scrumble incident in the story, I got left behind due to a long stay in the hospital in real life, and I'm confused as how all this came about.

[Jackrabbit]

I haven't forgotten about you. Your importance is sort of tied with your journals, but not so much. You just haven't been speaking much recently, it's not permanent.

[Limul Thak]

Well, after the scrumble incident(s), Oldbeard lost his hot-metal-projector to a pickpocket working for the merc group that wanted the dragon job we got. He and his buds broke in and took it back, while others (me! Me! And I think Barbarossa too... ) followed Tamunshin and discovered the general nefariousness about him, as well as the existence of multiple (two) sentient objects in the group (Navi and the axe, whose name has slipped my mind). Anyways, the next day or so, we did the dragon job and lost Raptor to the flames. After that, at the camp that night, Walter was stolen by a goblin mage (who was returning him to his crime lord father in return for criminal underworld passages to the major cities of the continent) and his human cronies. Shortly thereafter, we tracked him down and freed him.

END SCENE

And there you have it. I hope I did a good job with that.

[CJ1145]

Perfectly done!

And, oh yeah, I forgot my character was going through a moody stage. I'm sure he'll snap out of it eventually. Or maybe he's going to have a fey mood and go rip his clothes off while crawling down a bustling street, babbling incoherently.

[Limul Thak]

Don't forget the vomit--the copious amounts of vomit!

[Jackrabbit]

I will be in the wilderness until Saturday so unless I suddenly become a technomage expect nothing for a week.

[CJ1145]

Considering the lack of updates, I assume Jackrabbit has had less luck becoming a technomage than I had when I tried to find centaurs in the woods. I did, but I almost got killed by goblins in the process. (Damn it, I'm not crazy! They were there, I swear! And there was a big war, and bjiodajfieworjafiesuaabumpufieowAAAAAAAARRRRGGH!)

[Tack]

bjiodajfieworjafiesuaabumpufieowAAAAAAAARRRRGGH!)

hmmmm... Does this remind you of = MUST... HAVE... DEMON... RAAAAT! (Thump) ARGLEBARGLEGARBLEGARB... mmm... tastes like.. SAATAAAAAAN!

[Limul Thak]

Maybe if we all joined together and performed a techno-ritual, we could make Jackrabbit a technomage. It would be well worth the risk.

Oh, and Tack, I get two of your sig-references.

[Tack]

Really? Which? It'd be rayne and richard, right?