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Nothing.

At all.

Seriously.

[Tack]

Nah... he's kidnapped. Following the jackrabbit laws of causality, Eli Eremo will launch a massive rescue operation, almost rescue him, before something happens to make it all redundant. Yeah.

[Jackrabbit]

Nah... he's kidnapped. Following the jackrabbit laws of narrative causality, Eli Eremo will launch a massive rescue operation, almost rescue him, before something happens to make it all redundant. Yeah.

Fixed that for you.

And you know trying to guess my plot points means it won't be the same, whether or not you guess right.

[Tack]

exactly, by guessing your plotlines, I'm making you change them out of spite. If I guess enough, you need to change enough, resulting in the point where you HAVE to introduce a new character.

It's all part of my evil plot.

[WorkerDrone]

Do you even HAVE an evil plot? No. You probably didn't plan that far ahead either.

[Tack]

He's going to be kidnapped, and the leader will abandon the group so that he can scout in and search alone. He'll save him, and be about to leave, when they are suddenly surrounded by a group of hostiles. Luckily his men will crash in at the last second and save them all.

And now is time for me to flaunt my certificate in evil plan improv, no?

Muha... Muhahaha AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAaaaaaa... ok... I'll stop trying to derail the plot.

[Jackrabbit]

That was never the plan in the first place.

[Tack]

Congratulations Jackrabbit. Due to my altered state of conciousness due to end of exams euphoria -you, yes you, have managed to render me bewildered with a single sentence.

I need a lie down.

[CJ1145]

Just a question, is Kogan turning a little too emo for you guys? I thought I should give him some negative development -- his lack of faith in his ability to lead, the sudden disappearance of the voices in his head -- but I'm wondering if it's a bit too much.

I'm also noticing he's lost a bit of his original character -- a haughty, controlling dwarf, almost a drill-sergeant of sorts. And Jackrabbit, this is in no way criticism of you,  that's just how he evolved in my own journals.

[Heron TSG]

yes. too emo.

[Vilien]

I'm going to start turning Vilien into a deep and difficult to understand character if you guys don't shut up.

[GruffyBears]

I'm going to start turning Vilien into a deep and difficult to understand character if you guys don't shut up.

Isn't that one of the signs of The End of Days?

[WorkerDrone]

Just a question, is Kogan turning a little too emo for you guys? I thought I should give him some negative development -- his lack of faith in his ability to lead, the sudden disappearance of the voices in his head -- but I'm wondering if it's a bit too much.

He's not even leading! Barbarossa is in charge!

[Tack]

... Shouldn't jackrabbit in charge? I mean, he does have the ability to disregard anything written in diaries

[Jackrabbit]

I try not to. But as for the whole leadership situation, generally Barbarossa calls the shots. They don't have to take it, but they do because he leads them well and because most of them are ex-military and conform to the whole leadership thing. Also, Barbarossa is the only person the group uniformly respects. If he weren't in charge things would change.

[Tack]

Cmon. A mutiny would be stopped by oldbeard and his very serious expression - Also known as the open end of a gigantic blunderbussy thing.

But anywayhay. How are you on in the middle of the day? Are you in a Clab lesson