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Author Topic: Zchris13's tales of horror and madness  (Read 9098 times)

zchris13

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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #75 on: June 06, 2009, 02:19:19 pm »
Yes. Yes. VERY YES.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #76 on: June 06, 2009, 02:40:25 pm »
Bah, you think too small. "Tame Hippo" is what REALLY needs to be there (on a side note, doing that then pitting them into the river to fight carp is great entertainment-try it sometime.) By the way, try and get a dragsplosion and let them all out during a siege, while everyone is outside-this should have interesting results.
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From Mr. Welch's 1350 things he is not allowed to do in a RPG:
148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #77 on: June 06, 2009, 02:43:52 pm »
Quote from: Byakugan01 on June 06, 2009, 02:40:25 pm
Bah, you think too small. "Tame Hippo" is what REALLY needs to be there (on a side note, doing that then pitting them into the river to fight carp is great entertainment-try it sometime.) By the way, try and get a dragsplosion and let them all out during a siege, while everyone is outside-this should have interesting results.
Too tired.  Don't have hippos.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #78 on: June 06, 2009, 08:25:12 pm »
"Lord zchris, lord zchris!"
"Yes yes, what is it?"
"The cougar, sir, it suddenly transformed into a hippo!"
"WAT"
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #79 on: June 06, 2009, 09:17:41 pm »
And there is an advertisement for the borg on the radio.  We are all doomed.

Also, the elves just brought me more animals.  Like another wolf, and a jaguar.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #80 on: June 24, 2009, 10:55:57 am »
This is the best.  Guess what?!?!

DRAGON.  It's TROGDOR! Just kidding.

Slusa Parchsizzled the Brand of Fires.  Nice name, huh? Best part: totally uninjured!

I'm catching it!
Gotta catch 'em all!

Also relevant:
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #81 on: June 30, 2009, 01:07:16 am »
Does nobody like my sculpture of inaluct?

Also, I caught and tamed the dragon.  Stupid back entrances.  2 things got flamed, a dog and a miner, and nobody was even injured.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #82 on: June 30, 2009, 05:55:50 am »
Yeah, setting things alight is hit or miss. But how many gobbo prisoners do you have:throw ten into a pit with the dragon after giving drgaons the heatdam of fireimps. Watch them burn.
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From Mr. Welch's 1350 things he is not allowed to do in a RPG:
148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #83 on: June 30, 2009, 11:27:55 am »
I was going to do that with both my goblins (oh wait I slaughtered them all in the Pit O' Goats), but also several wild mountain goats.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #84 on: June 30, 2009, 02:08:10 pm »
Uh...pit of goats? I'm almost afraid to ask, but what dwarven contraption did you build?
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From Mr. Welch's 1350 things he is not allowed to do in a RPG:
148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #85 on: July 02, 2009, 10:41:53 pm »
It was Classic.  Here:  The Pit O' Goats
I stuffed it full of every single goat I have.  And some goblins.  The goblins died.  Also, there is a dragon in there.

Also, "Sweet! Mood!  ...  Sweet! Weaponsmith! ... F***! Possession!"

OH GOD THE SNAKEMEN SOMEBODY SAVE US.
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Re: Zchris13's tales of horror and madness
« Reply #86 on: July 05, 2009, 11:38:05 am »
Sorry about Bringing this thread back and back and back again. It's my diary.

So. I just started making a massive underground road to the UG River.  This will take a long time.

In other news, I made a safety net in the UG River's chasm.  It just saved a snakeman.  IT EATS MEH.

It went splat. After eating a cat. And one of my Civil Engineer Corps (TM). (Pump operator, seige operator, mason, hauler)
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Re: Zchris13's tales of horror and madness
« Reply #87 on: July 30, 2009, 02:18:33 pm »
Sooo...

Slappy the Expert Pump Operator has decided to be all secretive, and has begun making something. Something out of a turtle shell, two shale blocks, and a gold nugget.
And a couple more bits of shell. It was a turtle shell flute. Great. I don't really need another bone carver.

2 dorfs locked themselves behind things. An engraver/mason, who locked himself behind a wall in my mechanic department, and a leathercrafter, who stood on the wrong end of a floodgate.

And I have 220 unmelted copper chain leggings. Most of them are probably in the forge still.
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Re: Zchris13's tales of horror and madness
« Reply #88 on: July 30, 2009, 06:55:12 pm »
I'm waiting for the horror and madness.
DELIVER IT!
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Re: Zchris13's tales of horror and madness
« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2009, 09:03:21 pm »
Here goes.
TOTALLY PREDICTED, yet totally unintentional.



Those wavies? That's a building.  My trade depot.  Dorfs were drinking out of some crappy brew the elves brought.
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