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Author Topic: Zchris13's tales of horror and madness  (Read 9099 times)

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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2009, 07:24:06 pm »
This one is better!
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Personally, I can't wait for doctors to get possessed and start surgically attaching axes to champion soldier's arms.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2009, 07:43:42 pm »
THat pun was unintended.  Hammers, you know? Unintentional.  Completely.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2009, 08:21:23 pm »
A day in the life a Baroness consort.



. . .

Bitch mandated electrum items.  I don't have any gold or silver.

Also,      ???

The local Human Civ, and a member of said civ.  Apparently one their ranks member's job is to be an elf.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2009, 10:34:13 pm »
That's nothing.

In one of my forts, the humans send a representative of their GOBLIN GUILD.

I have to not squash that slimy little greenskinned bastard, or the humans will siege me! I have to make do with selling his friends the bloodstained clothes of his late friends and family.

CONFLICT OF DWARVEN PRIORITIES!
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2009, 10:49:14 pm »
On a related note:

Check my awesome chain dog.

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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2009, 05:33:12 am »
Quote from: zchris13 on May 22, 2009, 08:21:23 pm
A day in the life a Baroness consort.



. . .

Bitch mandated electrum items.  I don't have any gold or silver.

Also,      ???

The local Human Civ, and a member of said civ.  Apparently one their ranks member's job is to be an elf.

I got an arachnid adventurer killed.  Because I killed an elven slave.  Then the serial elf murdering human spearmaster (checked in legendary) took me down.  He'd killed nearly half as many elves as I had.
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Re: This thread is now about Morse Code
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2009, 06:33:55 am »
Quote from: zchris13 on May 21, 2009, 04:08:43 pm
I'm experimenting with cave in traps for the nobility.

NVM.  This is better.

can i sig this please  :)
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2009, 11:11:39 am »
Don't see why you shouldn't.

My leader has an aluminum fetish.  Lots of fun there.

And my tax collector had a thing for windows.  Mandated some, so I killed him.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2009, 05:12:21 pm »
Quote from: zchris13 on May 23, 2009, 11:11:39 am
Don't see why you shouldn't.

My leader has an aluminum fetish.  Lots of fun there.

And my tax collector had a thing for windows.  Mandated some, so I killed him.
On my previous fort my Baron, Baroness AND Mayor all loved adamantine.

Nuff said.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #69 on: May 25, 2009, 01:19:28 am »
I had to put a ballista bolt through my Baron Consort.

He liked Adamantine too.
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #70 on: May 25, 2009, 08:17:13 pm »
This is such good times. Such good times.


I'll add it to the Map archives in like 3 minutes.

You're not scared, are you?


That was supposed to sound ominous.

He died, should I savescum? He was legendary, and a decent engraver.  My other two miners got attacked by snakemen.  2 dead olmmen, 2 dead snakemen, 2 dead lizardmen.
No deaths from wildlife attacks.

It is going up in a second. Compressing now...
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #71 on: May 25, 2009, 08:58:15 pm »
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #72 on: June 02, 2009, 06:53:39 pm »
A member of The Steel Hammer layered this smackdown on a goblin.  It is a bad paint job, but I didn't change any of the wounds.
Did I mention that he isn't done?

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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #73 on: June 02, 2009, 07:50:29 pm »
His brain is bruised.  If it survives I will be amazed.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
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Re: The Misadventures of our favorite communist robot
« Reply #74 on: June 02, 2009, 08:44:56 pm »
IT WAS DEAD THE MOMENT IT ENTERED MY MAP, it's not surviving regardless. One of my dudes is slaughtering with only a single arm.

The other has an entire PIKE stuck into it. (broken).  The one with his hammer, so he still has his shield. (the important part).

His EYES are BROKEN!

Trying to puzzle out the hits that would deal this damage.

One to the head, that utterly smashed in his nose, and damaged his eyes and brain, and his right ear.
One to the upper body.  Weak hit.  Hurt his shoulders.
One to the lower body. Damage to the organs.
Hits to the arms, damaging the shoulders, and rendering his left arm useless, and his right arm only slightly less so.
Most likely some wrestling damage with that hip damage.
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