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Nerserus

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A funny thing happened...
« on: April 24, 2009, 11:17:10 am »
I had my first admantine artifact ( Worth over a million dwarf bucks :o ) and my mayor's Super Furnished House Of Awesomeness is complete, suddenly, i got this message: "The mayor and the miner have gotten married, congratulations!" the miner is a woman, that was a thought...Dwarf women: Best gold-diggers in the world :D

Anywho, a new mayor was elected, shortly after my miner "fell" into a chasm. Yeah...

At any rate, in all this was pretty...Weird, anyone else have something like that happen to them in their fortress?
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Quote from: AlStar on July 15, 2010, 09:29:08 am
stack of 10 prepared dragonfly brains - I'm trying to imagine what's more funny: a dwarf popping a tiny dragonfly brain into his mouth for a snack, the butcher who actually prepared this feast, or the brave hunter who ventured out into the wilderness and returned with this bounty.

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Re: A funny thing happened...
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 11:50:23 am »
Dwarven soul transfer.

Pregnant woman right next to moody dwarf who's gone stark raving mad.

At the exact instant the dwarf died of thirst, the chick gave birth to a baby.

That dude is immortal!
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Re: A funny thing happened...
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 02:45:07 pm »
My engraver just engraved this in the mayors luxury suite: Engraved on the wall is finely-designed image of Lokum Womancastles ( Leader of the mountainhomes ) and TOADS by Tulon Nethcatten. Lokum Womancastles is surrounded by toads. Lokum Womancastles looks terrified.

Wow, what a masculine image for the dwarven Empire.
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Quote from: AlStar on July 15, 2010, 09:29:08 am
stack of 10 prepared dragonfly brains - I'm trying to imagine what's more funny: a dwarf popping a tiny dragonfly brain into his mouth for a snack, the butcher who actually prepared this feast, or the brave hunter who ventured out into the wilderness and returned with this bounty.