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[Askeladd]

I just got my first lame and also slightly...disgusting ..artifact. Its made by a leatherworker / animal trainer and worth 3600 .

Olilgosmer , Valleyumbras
This is a dog leather loincloth. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of dog leather. This object menaces with spikes of Pine .
:|

[Neruz]

Oh dear god, a spiked leather loincloth, just what your artifact wielding superchampion needs.

[Albedo]

I didn't know dwarves were into that kind of thing... 

[alway]

Ugh. Another toy axe. This one really wasted some good materials...

This is a palm toy axe. All.... (typical). It is decorated with turtle shell and encircled with bands of turtle shell, Precious fire opal, dragon bone, donkey leather, and platinum. This object menaces with spikes of palm and electrum.

It has a value of 162,000. Unfortunately, since artifacts cannot be traded that is a LOT of wasted materials. Especially those dragon bones.

[zchris13]

Good for immigrants and sieges. 

[alway]

Good for immigrants and sieges. 

No goblins in this location unfortunately. Although a pair of kobolds almost got away with stealing it. Good thing my Hammerdwarf was nearby to bash his corpse into a wall.

As far as seiges, I miss the regular goblin incursions... But to make up for it, I have had 2 dragons so far (accidentally killed one, the other killed a baby before I tamed it), and those were quite entertaining. Or at least the second one was. It ate 3 dwarfs before I flipped a lever and drowned it in magma. It is a custom world with megabeast stop % set to around 10% dead and start date at year 2, so there are about 90% of worldgenned megas alive. In addition, I am trying to PO the elves into attacking.

[fungee]

I had a stonecrafter going fey WHILE IMMIGRATING. Well, not much you can expect from craftsdwarves (other than metalcrafters anyway) but at least he went legendary.

Spoiler: "Magnetite? MAGNETITE!" (click to show/hide)

TarnishedClashed the MAGNETITE TOY SPEAR. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Magnetite and menaces with spikes of Magnetite. On the item is an image of a Magnetite toy spear in Magnetite. Basic value: 38400 D$

But what can I use it for 

EDIT: How can I mod the game so children will use it to skewer all cats and kittens?

[Kidiri]

EDIT: How can I mod the game so children will use it to skewer all cats and kittens?

That... That could bring up something interesting. Try adding some weapon tags to toys? See what happens? And please, do tell us.

[Firnagzen]

Hm. Platinum, obsidian, an uncut ruby and sundry others...

A quern. A platinum encrusted obsidian quern worth 61200 dwarfbucks.

...

If I build a quern with it in a statue garden, will dwarfs admire it?

[zchris13]

Build it in your hallway.  Use it.

[kotekzot]

use it to make bonemeal out of its creator's bones. or

Build it in your hallway.  Use it.

and have you dwarves ooh and aah about a legendary quern.

[Grimlocke]

My last fort had about a million and a half dwarf bucks worth of artifacts, I had them use raw adamantine. And what do they make? A hatch cover, a mug, and... guess what? Another hatch cover. ggrgrggrrrgrggrgrggr.

[assimilateur]

Ah, simplicity.  I do love a good stabby shortsword made from shiny metal, with a name suggestive of being violated in the rear.

All the good things in life, in a tiny package.

Oh Jesus, I love this place.


Also, I'm not the first one to say this, but I'll say this to you people complaining about artifact furniture: boo fucking hoo hoo.

[warlordzephyr]

Also, I'm not the first one to say this, but I'll say this to you people complaining about artifact furniture: boo fucking hoo hoo.

well said


I recently got an artifact obsidian mug made by a child 
maybe i could start a souveneer shop for the humans.

[Sensei]

Planestar the Reward of Beards.

The Ashen Bow.

Worth about 4000 Dwarfbucks, it fails in every way imaginable, right down to the image of itself on it. To top it off, the guy who made was possessed.