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[Spectre]

The elves would have been pissed too, because it is made of wood

[Pukako]

Got to resurrect this thread, just to share my Mayor's creation;

A cat leather thong!!! With jabberers in obsidian on the front!!! Worth 10k, but only to S&M fetishists, of which there are surely a few in any dwarven population.

Frankly, the amount of exotic clothing so far is worrying... And the lack of weapons or armour... 

[Lagslayer]

My first artifact was a chert ring decorated with chert.

[cog disso]

I just got a willow amulet with an image of itself on it. Value: 1 dwarfbuck.

[abadidea]

I just got a willow amulet with an image of itself on it. Value: 1 dwarfbuck.

Seriously? I don't think that's possible, to be worth only one money...

JUST now I got a pig tail chausse. I had to look up what a chausse was.

[Nyxalinth]

I just got a willow amulet with an image of itself on it. Value: 1 dwarfbuck.

Were the decorations made of bone?

[cog disso]

No. The decorations were carved into the amulet. I have absolutely no explanation for it.

[kg333]

I just got a willow amulet with an image of itself on it. Value: 1 dwarfbuck.

That really does fall into the epically lame category...heck of a bug there.

KG

[twilightdusk]

Arekmedtob "Churchblockade" The muscle shell earing. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

worth 1,200

[Lagslayer]

Scratch what I said earlier. I have a new lamest artifact. My bone carver claimed a craftsdwarf's workshop, and gathered a bunch of materials. Exactly what most of them were, I am not sure, but the finished product was a horse bone amulet... stupid glitch .

[ZachUSAman]

a pig iron shoe. not shoes, but just a single shoe...

[Zaerosz]

My blacksmith-in-training just went secretive. Wanting to attract some Fun, I used the burrow exploit and ended up with a copper anvil worth over 410k.

Not two seconds later, my legendary furnace operator goes fey, grabs one log and cranks out a nethercap bow.

I'd kill him if I could be bothered waiting for a replacement.

[Harbinger]

lamest? probably an iron shoe

yes. ONE shoe.

the only reason the dorf who made it hasn't been sacrificed to Armok yet is that he got legendary status out of it.

[Iced]

I do believe I can make a claim to the title of lamest artifact(s) with four(!) of my artifacts all featuring in the same fortress!

Exhibit A: RoarFalls: "This is a copper warhammer, all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, it is studded with copper and decorated with chestnut."

Exhibit B:  FedWhims, The meeting of renown: "This is a silver warhammer, all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, it is studded with silver.

Exhibit C: TarnishSmashed: This is a oaken grate, all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, it is encircled with groundhog leather, on the item is a picture of a goat in oak.

Exhibit D: DispersedWoman The friends of attack: This is a perfect brown zircon all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, on the item is a picture of a mountain in brown zircon.

[Rowanas]

I do believe I can make a claim to the title of lamest artifact(s) with four(!) of my artifacts all featuring in the same fortress!

Exhibit A: RoarFalls: "This is a copper warhammer, all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, it is studded with copper and decorated with chestnut."

Exhibit B:  FedWhims, The meeting of renown: "This is a silver warhammer, all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, it is studded with silver.

Exhibit C: TarnishSmashed: This is a oaken grate, all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, it is encircled with groundhog leather, on the item is a picture of a goat in oak.

Exhibit D: DispersedWoman The friends of attack: This is a perfect brown zircon all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, on the item is a picture of a mountain in brown zircon.

I think you've misunderstood "lame".

Copper Warhammers are only a tiny bit lame.
Silver Warhammer are NOT lame. Not even a little bit. They KILL things.
Oaken grate, not lame. Useful in many, many situations.
Perfect brown zircon, worth 4800, NOT LAME. Not great, but not lame.