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Asmodeous

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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #180 on: January 17, 2010, 12:42:03 am »
This is a Chalk bracelet. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with chalk and encircled with bands of Chalk and Chalk. This object is adorned with rings of Chalk and menaces with spikes of Chalk.


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This is an Alder Omelette. All craftsdwarfship is of highest quality. It is encircled with bands of cheese. It menaces with spikes of bacon, ham, and peppers. On the object is an image of dwarves in egg white. The dwarves are eating.

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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #181 on: January 17, 2010, 12:43:02 am »
Quote from: Asmodeous on January 17, 2010, 12:42:03 am
This is a Chalk bracelet. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with chalk and encircled with bands of Chalk and Chalk. This object is adorned with rings of Chalk and menaces with spikes of Chalk.


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That's a LOT of chalk.
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« Reply #182 on: January 17, 2010, 12:56:53 am »
Yeah, I watched the guy keep running off (he was possessed) and I was thinking "Oh wow, this is going to be great, that's like 8 or 9 items..." and then it all ended up being chalk. SIGH.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #183 on: January 17, 2010, 05:38:39 am »
I got a mica crown with spikes of mica...
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #184 on: January 17, 2010, 11:58:33 am »
If your guy is still running around, you can forbid everything except native platinum or whatnot from the z-stone menu.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #185 on: January 17, 2010, 10:21:56 pm »
T_T

This is a Tower-cap cup. It menaces with with spikes of Tower-cap.

2400 value. Made by my farmer.

Who will never actually get a chance to do woodcrafting, as I am on a treeless map.

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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #186 on: January 17, 2010, 10:42:07 pm »
Quote from: Asmodeous on January 17, 2010, 12:56:53 am
Yeah, I watched the guy keep running off (he was possessed) and I was thinking "Oh wow, this is going to be great, that's like 8 or 9 items..." and then it all ended up being chalk. SIGH.

Now all you need is an epic chalkboard...
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« Reply #187 on: February 04, 2010, 10:58:34 am »
Rimad Nugreth "The Tactic of Weather", a turtle shell crown helmet

It is decorated with lobster shell and encircled with bands of turtle shell.
This object menaces with spikes of andesite.

On the item is an image of unrecognizable dwarven corpses in cave lobster shell.

That must be great for morale, running into battle with images of dead dwarves on your helm!
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« Reply #188 on: February 04, 2010, 01:27:09 pm »
A kobolt bone ring, later stolen by a kobold.

It's been quite some fortresses ago, so I'm not sure what it was worth anymore.

I do know that some dwarf had decided to carry it outside and leave it there.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #189 on: February 04, 2010, 03:35:57 pm »
Quote from: Caesar on February 04, 2010, 01:27:09 pm
A kobolt bone ring, later stolen by a kobold.

It's been quite some fortresses ago, so I'm not sure what it was worth anymore.

I do know that some dwarf had decided to carry it outside and leave it there.

Once my Trapper with a little bit of weaponsmithing made an artifact Pig Iron mace. He then took it with him when baiting the fire snake traps, and threw it into the magma pipe...
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« Reply #190 on: February 04, 2010, 06:54:30 pm »
This isnt exactly lame, but it is funny.

A trapper (dabbling tanner) got possessed, and made a leather thong. Not very funny. Except it is adorned with hanging rings of pitchblende.
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« Reply #191 on: February 04, 2010, 08:27:56 pm »
I think I beat you on creepiest artifact ever.
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« Reply #192 on: February 04, 2010, 08:31:05 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on February 04, 2010, 08:27:56 pm
I think I beat you on creepiest artifact ever.


Now that is a dwarven bed!

Its not really lame, just weird and impractical.
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« Reply #193 on: February 04, 2010, 08:31:59 pm »
ya, and it's worth 24000, guess I shoulda put it in a different chat.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #194 on: February 16, 2010, 11:59:15 am »
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a Basalt crown

This is a Basalt crown.
On the item is an image of The Narrow Pelts the Adamantine mace in Basalt

value: 2400
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