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Trickysticks

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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #390 on: April 26, 2011, 03:32:04 pm »
The 3 artifacts of Trickyland
A cat bone battle axe
A dog bone war hammer
A really expensive millstone.

I had my dwarves in a burrow so the skeletal turkeys outside wouldn't murder them and the millstone got planepacked :c
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #391 on: April 27, 2011, 11:24:56 pm »
Quote from: Trickysticks on April 26, 2011, 03:32:04 pm
The 3 artifacts of Trickyland
A cat bone battle axe
A dog bone war hammer
A really expensive millstone.

I had my dwarves in a burrow so the skeletal turkeys outside wouldn't murder them and the millstone got planepacked :c

Skeletal turkeys can be driven off with artifact stuffing and cranberry sauce :D
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #392 on: April 28, 2011, 06:46:30 pm »
Ok, I was unimpressed with Stelmithamith "Tressdelight the Rainy Fountains" a perfect rock crystal.

But now I have been granted Ostathshoveth [shoveth?] "The Esteemed Mystery" a willow animal trap.

I'm pretty sure these give me no bonus what. so. ever.  Am I wrong?
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #393 on: May 14, 2011, 02:45:24 am »
xD I managed to get an alder crown - with no decorations.

I wish, wish, WISH I could sell them. Or give them away. I'd give the alder crown to the Elves.
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #394 on: May 14, 2011, 04:19:26 am »
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #395 on: May 14, 2011, 04:23:50 am »
A cobalt millstone.
How the hell does machinery work?
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #396 on: May 14, 2011, 04:25:02 am »
You'll have to admit though, that is a pretty nifty sock.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #397 on: May 28, 2011, 05:31:13 pm »
I've got one.  One of my waxworkers got a jc posession mood.  He gets a piece of yellow jasper...

...and turns out a bloody toy hammer.  with a picture of itself on it.  I don't even get an epic Jewelcrafter out of it :(
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #398 on: May 28, 2011, 07:17:29 pm »
Well, it finally happened.  I hoped it never would, but it did...

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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #399 on: May 28, 2011, 09:22:24 pm »
Quote from: Vercingetorix on May 28, 2011, 07:17:29 pm
Well, it finally happened.  I hoped it never would, but it did...

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Oh. Oh good Armok, that's terrible. That is truly horrible!
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
Check out my RtD!

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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #400 on: May 28, 2011, 10:22:45 pm »
I honor all artifacts with the praise they deserve, just so that I'll be used to doing so when they become magical. That said, I ALWAYS make my dwarves use the best, or most expensive, or strangest materials,  for the joy of having trillionty dollar quern (I don't know why I like artifact querns, but I do).

Thus, I have no useless artifacts. Troll post is troll, I guess.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #401 on: May 29, 2011, 06:28:47 am »
Quote from: Niccolo on May 28, 2011, 09:22:24 pm
Quote from: Vercingetorix on May 28, 2011, 07:17:29 pm
Well, it finally happened.  I hoped it never would, but it did...

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Oh. Oh good Armok, that's terrible. That is truly horrible!

i had a mildly planepacked metalsmith mood- adamantine crutch worth 19 million  monies.
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #402 on: May 29, 2011, 07:54:31 am »
I got a goose leather low boot.
It has two pictures of an artifact floodgate on it.
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #403 on: May 29, 2011, 08:16:22 am »
Quote from: noob on May 14, 2011, 04:19:26 am
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Lol!! This dwarf surely wanted more candies from the Befana!!
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Re: Lame artifacts!
« Reply #404 on: May 29, 2011, 09:38:54 am »
I just got a gold breastplate......made for an elf. ***.
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