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Author Topic: Hey look what I found!  (Read 3510 times)

Creamcorn

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Hey look what I found!
« on: April 23, 2009, 04:49:27 pm »

Spoiler: Elven Words (click to show/hide)

Hehe, pretty funny right?
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Drakale

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 05:07:41 pm »

I dont get it  ???
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Creamcorn

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 05:19:12 pm »

Suck in elf sounds like please in english

Useless in elf sounds like live in english
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Slappy Moose

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 05:44:49 pm »

Hahahhaha oh my god! This is the cream of the linguistical-humour crop, this is!
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Jakkarra

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 05:47:34 pm »

just an idle thought, but do you REALLY loathe elves creamcorn?i kinda liked them untill they called my dwarves barbaians or something and went off in a huff. to go frolic naked in the meadows and procreate with trees is my best guess

love, jakkarra
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DJ

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 05:56:21 pm »

End the racism  >:(
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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 06:07:52 pm »

Now what makes all of you think that I hate elvs so much?
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Duke 2.0

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 06:43:40 pm »

Now what makes all of you think that I hate elvs so much?
You have a dozen skewered live on your front gate.
 Not that we look down on such things.

 But yes, we could find a lot of amusing stuff if we looked at the language files close enough. Why,  still remember the Nomnomnom name...
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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 08:23:12 pm »

We are Dwarves

They are Elves

We dig our homes in the ground

They build theirs out of sticks

We build kingdoms of stone

They build kingdoms of a variety of flammable materials

We could have held the alamo indefinitely

They would just surrender

We are the Dwarf Lords

They are the Elven Kings

We rule the land

They just sell leather

Thats just how we roll  :D
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Draco18s

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 08:26:23 pm »

Suck in elf sounds like please in english

Useless in elf sounds like live in english

I thought useless sounded more like "liver"  "lih-vah."
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sonerohi

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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 08:27:41 pm »

Liva is also a band in Norway or somesuch (wikipedia) and I thought that that was the joke  :P.
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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 08:42:05 pm »

This is Hilarious. :D
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Jakkarra

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2009, 01:33:24 am »

End the racism  >:(

help!! its an elven ambusher!!

burn it with MAGMA

love, jakkarra
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sonerohi

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2009, 06:21:56 am »

DJ, I'll trade with you! We'd like to keep you safe so we'll just close these floodgates at the entrance, and the holes in the walls are uh... ventilation shafts.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2009, 06:27:07 am »

Elven Words
   [T_WORD:SUCK:pelese]
   [T_WORD:USELESS:liva]

Hehe, pretty funny right?

"Liva" would be more appropriate in the dwarven language. What self-respecting dwarf needs a liver?
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