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Tahin

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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2009, 11:33:04 pm »

In other words, I've found more reasons for people to be disapointed in me! Or tell me to get help!


Holy shit. What mod is this? I want it.
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Draco18s

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« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2009, 12:10:52 am »

Anyways, yeah, D&D does have a weird thing about half-elves, half-orcs, half dwarves and half-everything under the sun. I guess there is that either that percentage of the market base that can't commit to the weird archtypes of a fantasy race, but doesn't want to play a plain ol' boring human, or the types that gotta imagine crazy sex with non-exisitant fantasy races or something like that.

Half-Humans (that is, any race that bred with humans and had an offspring, that offspring) were sorta typical.  The "metahuman" genepool as it were (stealing from ShadowRun where if an Orc and a Human mate you either get an orc or a human, but the genes are compatible) was sorta fantasy standard, don't know why.

Half-dragons on the other hand (paw?  claw?) came about due to the Council of Wyrms expansion/setting/books which had a dragon-human cross breed, which would be fairly typical of your gallivanting humans doing debauchery with every race on the (fantasy) plane.

Of course, far far more players wanted to play half dragons than anything else, resulting in a huge surplus of half dragons where they were supposed to be rare.

Then someone had to try and justify how such breeding was possible.  How?  Male dragon uses alter-self (or other polymorphy ability/spell) to become human, and goes off and has fun with some human female, and his spunk ends up so magically spunky that its DNA is unchanged even after the polymorph is cast and expires.

Then someone went, "wait, if it works for humans, why not elves?  Or orcs?" and then everything exploded: there were Half-Dragon Dire Badgers and other crazy crosses (the world's largest dungeon has a half-dragon gibbering mouther for gods' sakes--of course, that one wasn't natural, a wizard did it).

And then a 3rd party book came out.  The Book of Erotic Fantasy.  Which included an entry on what every sentient race thought of sex.  Dragons?  "I wonder what it would be like to...."
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« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2009, 10:03:28 am »

DJ, I'll trade with you! We'd like to keep you safe so we'll just close these floodgates at the entrance, and the holes in the walls are uh... ventilation shafts.
Why, certainly my good dwarf. I have a wide variety of fine cloth to offer you, and a dozen dead animals in cages too. And I appreciate your concern for my safety. You never know when and where those pesky goblins that were travelling with my caravan the whole time and just split off now might uncloak.

Tis okay, the watch kitten discovered them. It's really cold in the main fort so I'll just close these doors too while I go get a drink. *Doors lock*. PULL THE LEVER URIST!*Water flows out of the 'ventilation holes'*.
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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2009, 10:32:43 am »

In other words, I've found more reasons for people to be disapointed in me! Or tell me to get help!


Holy shit. What mod is this? I want it.

I got rid of it when I got the message. . .

You fuck the groundhog in the head with your crotch!
It is pierced through entire!
The groundhog has been struck down!


. . .
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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2009, 10:38:10 am »

In other words, I've found more reasons for people to be disapointed in me! Or tell me to get help!


Holy shit. What mod is this? I want it.

I second this. Now raping elves to death will include more than just pinching their lower and upper body!
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Draco18s

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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2009, 12:00:06 pm »

I got rid of it when I got the message. . .

You fuck the groundhog in the head with your crotch!
It is pierced through entire!
The groundhog has been struck down!


. . .

I'm sure some people would be ok with that.
(And I'm sure some other people would be jealous of the groundhog)
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« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2009, 07:02:29 pm »

I got rid of it when I got the message. . .

You fuck the groundhog in the head with your crotch!
It is pierced through entire!
The groundhog has been struck down!


. . .

I'm sure some people would be ok with that.
(And I'm sure some other people would be jealous of the groundhog)

That's just disgusting. I'm sure they would also like having someone go off into their brain too.
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Draco18s

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« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2009, 07:58:04 pm »

That's just disgusting. I'm sure they would also like having someone go off into their brain too.

You have no idea the kind of strange depravity I've heard of.
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Ampersand

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« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2009, 08:09:53 pm »

It's called rule 34, people. You should be aware of this now.
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« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2009, 08:18:46 pm »

It's called rule 34, people. You should be aware of this now.
No, no it isn't.

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« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2009, 04:15:08 am »

rule 34 states;

there is pornogoraphy of everything, and if there isnt, its being made.

this dosent quite fit the context of this argument, but it comes close.

here ya' go.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour?from=Main.Rule34

love, jakkarra
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« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2009, 11:06:33 am »

Forgot to mention that if anyone wants the mod, ask Squeegy. Bear in mind that for the lulz I did a few quick alterations to it.
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Re: Hey look what I found!
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2009, 01:53:39 pm »

Elven Words
   [T_WORD:SUCK:pelese]
   [T_WORD:USELESS:liva]

Hehe, pretty funny right?

"Liva" would be more appropriate in the dwarven language. What self-respecting dwarf needs a liver?
all dwarves have uber livers, all that booze can't stay in their blood forever.

Jakkarra

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« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2009, 02:25:58 pm »

Quote from: jaked122 link=topic=34600.msg529569#msg529569
all dwarves have uber livers, all that booze can't stay in their blood forever.
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the booze is their blood.
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« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2009, 02:59:21 pm »

Quote from: jaked122 link=topic=34600.msg529569#msg529569
all dwarves have uber livers, all that booze can't stay in their blood forever.
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the booze is their blood.

There was that example of a dwarf doctor diagnosing a human king in the healthcare thrread
'You have way to much blood in your alcohol system'
Good times.
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