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[Anfold]

My town sucks, in fact, I'd say that of all the forums, I live in the worst one.  The cops are corrupt and racist, there is only one bar in the whole goddamned town, and the rednecks are rife with power and smell.  The food is horrible, we don't have a single restaurant that is not either a fast food place or an extremely sub par example of a national chain.  It's way to fucking hot, and technology seems to cost twice as much as it does everywhere else.  And we have a ghetto called southside that takes up half the damn town where the drug dealers who haven't paid off the sheriff's office are either constantly being arrested on little to no evidence or are being shot by their rivals, and local newspaper doesn't even bother reporting on it.  The only place to buy anything is a massive wal-mart, and we all know how evil those are.

"But Anfold,: you say in a nasally voice, with the awe of my manhood coloring your intonation, "surely that's just like every other small town in America."  But you see, it's not really a small town, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin,_Georgia that's 17,000 residents, not counting East Dublin, Which apparently split ff in a foul attempt to spread ignorance and chewing tobacco via mitosis. the vast majority of the populace is not even represented as the rednecks control every aspect of the local government.

No, Dublin is not a small town, and yes, the redneck games are held here.  You might know of them from a certain MTV reality show that had everyone in the nation laughing at our backwards asses.  Instead of actually being a small town, the people in charge just want to believe that its a small town.

The town is infested with vermin as well. No not small animals, but wandering preachers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE9mwRwvKeA who attack passerby with verbal assaults, and once a shoe thrown at my head because I was walking by ignoring them.

So you think your town is worse than mine?  You think you live in a horrible black hole of corruption and failure that sucks away the souls of those who live there? I say bring forth your stories of horrible home towns and let the forums decide who truly lives in the biggest shittpile in the 1st world.

[Croquantes]

In live in Vancouver, Canada. It's a beautiful city, with plenty of sex, drugs and rock and roll.

It's a terrible place to live if you're that psychobilly preacher in Dublin.

[mainiac]

Wow, your town sucks.

[DJ]

I live in Jajce, Bosnia. We have minefields. Unemployment is ~50% (yes, I'm unemployed), and even if you do get a job you're looking at 250€ - 300€ a month. Relations between the two ethnicities that make up it's population are tense. Nine months in a year, when you go out on a Saturday night there will be less than ten people in any given bar.

Of course, it's not the first world, so I'm disqualified from the competition

[JoshuaFH]

I always love hearing about places that aren't my boring little podunk.

Hey DJ, you want to go into a long, angry rant about your hometown of Jajce, Bosnia? I'd really like to hear.

[DJ]

Nah, aside from what I said, it's actually nice. Well, it'd be a lot nicer if we had a good ISP, but I still wouldn't think about moving if there was any prospect of getting a decent job here. There's rivers and lakes and plenty of forest, and I like that. When I was in Mostar, it was concrete everywhere you look, and it really depressed me.

[Akroma]

move, it's that easy


before I was born, my father switched cities as well as countries like others change their pair of shoes

gladly that stopped when I was born, ending up in the capital of germany, which is pretty cool, I guess

[Jackrabbit]

I really would like to end up in Germany some day

[Akroma]

if it wasn't for the constant war against palestine, I'd probably go for Tel Aviv


great city for youthful population, and a homosexuality ratio of 30%

yes you heared right, 30%

fuckin awesome

[JoshuaFH]

I never knew that, wow...

[Jackrabbit]

No need to go into a discussion about it, its happened before

if it wasn't for the constant war against palestine, I'd probably go for Tel Aviv


great city for youthful population, and a homosexuality ratio of 30%

yes you heared right, 30%

fuckin awesome

High five!

[Creamcorn]

No need to go into a discussion about it, its happened before

if it wasn't for the constant war against palestine, I'd probably go for Tel Aviv


great city for youthful population, and a homosexuality ratio of 30%

yes you heared right, 30%

fuckin awesome

High five!

Lesbians?

Anyway I live in Rhode Island, you can practically say anything about this place and you're guranted to be right. There's alot of Domican People here, and I meant ALOT! It's not even funny most of the time, good thing their taste good or I'd go crazy.

Pft, there are only four mexicans I know of who go to my high school and I'm one of them, just to give you an idea of the ethinc demographic.

Personally I would never move from here, I like it too much despite what many inhabitants believe.

[Jackrabbit]

No need to go into a discussion about it, its happened before

if it wasn't for the constant war against palestine, I'd probably go for Tel Aviv


great city for youthful population, and a homosexuality ratio of 30%

yes you heared right, 30%

fuckin awesome

High five!

Lesbians?

Anyway I live in Rhode Island, you can practically say anything about this place and you're guranted to be right. There's alot of Domican People here, and I meant ALOT! It's not even funny most of the time, good thing their taste good or I'd go crazy.

Pft, there are only four mexicans I know of who go to my high school and I'm one of them, just to give you an idea of the ethinc demographic.

Personally I woul

What? I'm Bi, and male. Call me a lesbian and I'MA SLAP YOU

[Creamcorn]

I'm confused.

[Jackrabbit]

can't be bothered editing. I meant I am bi, hence the high five