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[nirodragon]

NATURE IS SACRED, DO NOT HARM THE TREES.

However, all leather is acceptable.  Go on, kill them kittens and sell us their skins.  They make great carpets in our forest.

The fur is so soft.........oh yes.......mmm, that feels good...........

[nirodragon]

Shame this fort is so new, I haven't been able to set up the drowning system yet.  Fire makes smoke, and that's bad for the earth.  Besides, it wrecks their trade goods

[Cogmeister]

Wait, that's hypocritical? And the fact that they sell you large amounts of lumber isn't?

[Jackrabbit]

They sing it out of trees, the poncy bastards. Of course, if you try to sell it back to them, you're a murderous tree killer. YEAH? WELL THANKS TO MAGMA YOU'RE NOW A OBSIDIAN STATUE. WHAT NOW PUNK?

[Neruz]

They sing it out of trees, the poncy bastards. Of course, if you try to sell it back to them, you're a murderous tree killed. YEAH? WELL THANKS TO MAGMA YOU'RE NOW A OBSIDIAN STATUE. WHAT NOW PUNK?

Tee hee.

[Vlynndar]

EVERYTHING they sold me is CORPSES.

Elven ware is dead people!

[pushy]

EVERYTHING they sold me is CORPSES.

Elven ware is dead people!

"I see dead people"
"In your dreams?"
"No. At the trade depot. The elves have arrived"

[Vlynndar]

"Oh gods. Some are still alive."

Actually, they were. I traded some glassware for a pet jaguar and a pet leopard.

[Skorpion]

EVERYTHING they sold me is CORPSES.

Elven ware is dead people!

"I see dead people"
"In your dreams?"
"No. At the trade depot. The elves have arrived"

'Nonsense, Urist. Elves aren't people. Every dwarf knows THAT.'