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[Lear]

What about the giant lemon with the rocket launcher? ATTACK RANDOMLY!!

[Pacho]

I lunge at limp-arm guy and try to surgically remove it so that the wound doesn't bleed.

I then challenge the closest fella to a duel with my new glov--hand.

[knightedskull]

I was sure a big blunt object could hurt someone badly, in any case, time to hack R1cks upperbody with my sword.

[Errol]

Kill Inaluct.

[Getheli]

Flaming soapmakers attempt to collect all items on the ground and store them in a pile in the center of the arena.

They also light the items on fire as they do it.

[Getheli]

Why is it every time I post I kill it? I give up.

[Pacho]

The bakery must have burned down =[

[Shoruke]

I try to modify my stone skin to be just as hard and durable, but more flexible. The -2 dodge in my status page is annoying.

[Nirur Torir]

Sorry for the delays. I'll try to get a turn up tomorrow, and more regularly after that.

[Nirur Torir]

Turn 8. Nobody commented on the lack of 'e' in the descriptions last turn save for proper nouns, so some random guy in the crowd is now eating cookies. In honor of a new turn, the dice decided to cooperate.

Inaluct – | Inaluct picks up the chainmail, and manages to quickly equip it.

Frey – | Frey pokes as many of Pacho's pressure points as he can remember. | He remembers most of them, and after a flurry of pokings, | Pacho is on the ground, weeping. Frey has finally sorted out his martial arts knowledge, | and manages to devise a few more tricks (+2 xp). Martial arts level up!

Pacho – | Pacho charges Shoruke! | He viciously claws at Shoruke's damaged arm, | but the stony arm is too strong for fingernails, | causing one of Pacho's nails to break. Some guy in the audience, who's rapidly eating a sack of cookies, laughs.

Knightedskull – | Knightedskull slices towards R1ck with his sword, | | but the weak grazing blow doesn't succeed in anything. | Knightedskull nearly knocked himself off balance, but he manages to remain standing by flailing wildly around into embarrassing positions. A strange man in the audience with a nearly empty sack of cookies laughs, and Knightedskull feels hurt by the laughter.

Errol – | Errol stylishly attacks Inaluct with his sword. After a few feints, Errol goes for the kill, | | striking through the armor and causing severe bleeding. Errol strikes a cool pose.

Shoruke – | Shoruke gets the idea that if his skin was thinner, it would be more flexible. It might have worked, but he stutters some magic words, | and now he has no skin. Ouch!

R1ck the Barbarian – | Barbarian kill puny fluffy wambler! Ow! Fluffy wambler bite hard! Barbarian run from scary monster! (Barbarian get beat up by mirage. Fortunately, mirages don't hurt.)

Crowd – | The crowd creates a stonefall trap in the middle of the arena. It would take a truly stupid person to trigger it. The fat guy looks sadly at his empty sack that once held magic cookies, and it is suddenly full again. He is probably overjoyed, but it's hard to tell since he is too busy eating cookies to say he's overjoyed.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Shoruke (click to show/hide)

Slightly Wounded | The pain vanishes.
No skin (-1 toughness)
Pain (-1 to rolls)
Useless right arm
Pain
Skills
Dabbling Healer – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Pyromancer – 1/4 xp
Dabbling Protective Mage – 1/4 xp 
{earth mage} – 1/2 xp
Inventory
Magic Staff (+1 magic)
Leather Armor (+1 toughness)
Spells
Presidium Alio L1 - +1 dodge for 2-5 turns
Incendiary Blast  L1 - +1 damage
Transmute carbon to rock -
Create Golem

Spoiler: NPC Allies (click to show/hide)

Low Quality Stone Golem
Unharmed
Completely Loyal
-1 to accuracy and damage

Spoiler: Inaluct (click to show/hide)

Catatonic (Cannot act, will die next turn if not saved. Was Severely wounded, -1 from Errol, -1 from blood loss) | Inaluct continues bleeding, and goes catatonic.
Severe Bleeding
Skills
Dabbling Knife User – 2/4 xp.
Lightning Mage – 1/6 xp
Scavenger - 1/2 xp
Inventory
Long Jagged Knife: +1 to damage
Billowing, Confusing Cape: +1 dodge
Chain Mail of +1 Toughness
Clothing
Spells
Divum Incendia L1 - +1 accuracy. Lightning Magic

Spoiler: R1ck the Barbarian (click to show/hide)

Wounded (-1 to rolls)|
Bleeding
No left hand
Skills
Mighty Blow – 2/6 xp
Dabbling Axeman – 3/4 xp
{axeman} – 1/2 xp
{shouter} – 1/2 xp
Inventory
Large Bloody Axe(50% chance of causing bleeding against injured characters)
Herbal healing potion
A Rope
Clothing

Spoiler: Knightedskull (click to show/hide)

Bruised. (2 turns remain. Was unharmed, -1 from bleeding) |. Knightedskull's bleeding opens an old wound
Embarrassed (-1 to next action)
Light Bleeding
Skills
Swordsman – 4/6 xp
Inventory
TowerShield
A falchion,
2 Healing potions.
Clothing

Spoiler: Frey (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Covered in filth (-3 to charisma rolls with intelligent beings)
+1 resistance to Pacho’s psychologically damaging actions
Skills
Competent Martial Artist – 2/8 xp
Dabbling Healer – 0/4 xp.
Inventory
Fighter's Robe of +1 dodge

Spoiler: Pacho (click to show/hide)

Bruised (2 turns remain)
Pain (-1 to rolls)
Prone
Scared of Frey (Who wouldn't be?)
Most black-hearted being in the area
Feels great (+1 to actions for 1 turns)
Broken fingernail
Skills
Scratchy Fighting Artist – 3/6 xp
Fingernail Wound Battle Stapler – 2/6
Dabbling Disturbing Fighter – 0/4 xp
Inventory
Nothing

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Skills
Fencer – 4/6 xp
Dabbling Sword Mage – 0/4 xp Inventory
Speedy rapier (+1 to accuracy)
Boots of Agility (+1 to dodge)
Clothing
Spells
Swordwave -

Spoiler: Items on ground (click to show/hide)

Sand (88x)
Dust (64x)
Dirt (152x)
Sword of +1 damage
Giant lemon with a top mounted rocket launcher
!!Soap craftsdwarfs!! (2x) - hunting vermin for food.

[inaluct]

Errol, you're a tremendous faggot for using phrases like "slashy fun." An annoying, mouthbreathing, immature asshole.

I just thought that you should know that.

[Pacho]

I remind myself of frey's face when I pushed out a back plug (aka poop) onto him and get over my fears.  All while running towards that fatso in the crowd with the purpose of letting his fat loose (through cuts in his belly) and take his bag of cookies!

If this takes multiple turns then this is what I'll be doing in the next few turns =P

[Frelock]

After expertly dodging Pacho's attack (or not, as the case may be), I gouge out his eyes.

[knightedskull]

I'll turn this embarrassment into anger! And then proceed to hack at R1cks manhood.

[Errol]

I take offense to that last one. Plus, insulting opponents after losing is pretty much a no-go in my book.

Anyway, since he's still alive, I will imbue my rapier with his soul.