Turn 5. Sorry for the delay. I finally got around to trying to beat an old game I never got around to beating. Since nobody reads the text up here, any action involving the letter ‘e’ automatically gets a -1, because I’m cruel. Proper names with an ‘e’ are still allowed, but that’s it.
Oh, and go join Lear’s game. Be an admiral or colonial governor in Master of Orion 2, a fun yet old 4x space sim game. He’s doing all the work with the game, just tell him what you want done. No knowledge of the game is needed.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=34782.msg534242#msg534242That’s the third consecutive natural {2} Org’s gotten. Time for some GM combo breaking action.
Org –
| Org tells Inaluct a funny joke about an ork incinerating itself.
Knightedskull –
| Knightedskull
| chops at R1ck’s leg.
| Barbarian laugh at puny blow.
Frey –
| Frey feeds pacho a revolting meal,
| and is stunned to see him apparently enjoying it. What is wrong with that guy?!?!?
R1ck the Barbarian –
| R1ck orders his imp to look for materials that could be used to make a new hand. The imp eyes him suspiciously, and says that the sacrificed limb mustn’t be regrown, or the pact will be broken!
| R1ck psyches himself up to swing an axe harder then is theoretically possible.
| He gets a slight headache.
Shoruke –
| Shoruke tells the golem to throw Frey.
| It hesitates briefly, then grabs Frey’s foot, spins him around three times, and lets go. Frey is thrown several feet away.
| Shoruke casts Incendiary Blast at Inaluct.
| | He rolls out of the way, avoiding the small explosion.
| Shoruke slightly overstrains himself, and has a mild headache.
Pacho –
| You follow Frey slowly, afraid of the fire.
Errol –
| Errol jumps up as high as he possibly can, and performs another cool looking swordwave slash.
| Inaluct cannot escape the awesomeness,
| but the wave was too unfocused to do more then slightly disorient Inaluct at that range. Errol lands
| on his foot in a strange way, causing pain.
Inaluct –
| Never one to miss an opportunity to hurt something, Inaluct charges Errol and stabs at him.
| Errol is stabbed for
| slight damage.
Crowd –
| The crowd begins singing about carp.
Statuses:
Severely Wounded, -2 to rolls.
|No left arm
Pain (-1 to mental actions for 2 turns)
SkillsPyromancer – 3/6 xp
InventoryChain Mail of +1 Toughness
Sword of +1 damage
SpellsIncendia Occurro L2 - +1 damage, -1 to target’s effective toughness. Fire Magic
Unharmed
Stoneskin (+1 toughness, -2 dodge, -1 any agility based action)
Mild Headache (-1 to mental actions next turn)
SkillsDabbling Healer – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Pyromancer – 1/4 xp
Dabbling Protective Mage – 1/4 xp
{earth mage} – 1/2 xp
InventoryMagic Staff (+1 magic)
Leather Armor (+1 toughness)
SpellsPresidium Alio L1 - +1 dodge for 2-5 turns
Incendiary Blast L1 - +1 damage
Transmute carbon to rock -
Create Golem
Low Quality Stone Golem
Unharmed
Completely Loyal
-1 to accuracy and damage
Slightly Wounded
|Light Bleeding
SkillsDabbling Knife User – 2/4 xp.
Dabbling Lightning Mage – 3/4 xp
InventoryLong Jagged Knife: +1 to damage
Billowing, Confusing Cape: +1 dodge
Clothing
SpellsDivum Incendia L1 - +1 accuracy. Lightning Magic
Slightly Wounded
|Headache (-1 to mental actions, 2 turns remain)
Bleeding
No left hand
Blood bond with imp
SkillsMighty Blow – 0/6 xp
Dabbling Axeman – 2/4 xp
{axeman} – 1/2 xp
{shouter} – 1/2 xp
InventoryLarge Bloody Axe(+1 towards wounding injured characters)
Herbal healing potion
A Rope
Clothing
Imp
Unharmed
Loyalty unknown
Blood Bond with R1ck
Bruised (2 turns remain. Was Slightly Wounded, +1 from regeneration)
|SkillsSwordsman – 3/6 xp
InventoryTowerShield
A falchion,
2 Healing potions.
Clothing
Unharmed
Martial Arts Confusion (-1 for the next 2 actions to sort out knowledge)
Revolted (-1 to next 1 actions)
Covered in filth (-3 to charisma rolls with intelligent beings)
SkillsMartial Artist – 3/6 xp
Dabbling Healer – 0/4 xp.
InventoryFighter's Robe of +1 dodge
Unharmed
Most black-hearted being in the area
Feels great (+1 to actions for 2 turns)
SkillsScratchy Fighting Artist – 1/6 xp
Fingernail Wound Battle Stapler – 2/6
Dabbling Disturbing Fighter – 0/4 xp
InventoryNothing
Bruised (3 turns remain. Unharmed -1 from Inaluct.)
| The pain fades.
Pain (-1 to physical for 2 turns. Or not, that faded rather quickly.)SkillsFencer – 2/6 xp
Dabbling Sword Mage – 0/4 xp
InventorySpeedy rapier (+1 to accuracy)
Boots of Agility (+1 to dodge)
Clothing
SpellsSwordwave -
Sand (11x)
Dust (8x)
Dirt (19x)
Giant lemon with a top mounted rocket launcher