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[Org]

Change action:

I cast Flamethrower on everyone trying to attack me.

[Shoruke]

The highest bonus technically possible is +3: +1 from items, +1 from skills, and +1 from temporary bonuses. Only a max of +2 is allowed for dodge and toughness.

Alrighty then. Ring of Fire it is.

[knightedskull]

I make eye holes in my shield with the can opener I hid in my body.


If that is invalid I guess I try to hack off one of orgs arms.

[Nirur Torir]

Turn 2. New rule: If you change your action, stick a line through it with the s tag.

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Turn 2. New rule: If you change your action, [s]stick a line through it with the s tag.[/s]Failure to comply will result in me taking the first action you post for the turn. Failure to notice this will not save you; read the text next time when I put it at the start of the turn instead of when I quote it to you later.


Crowd - | A strange being in cyan robes begins chanting strangely. People near him copy the chant, and it spreads throughout the arena. Everybody feels strange.

Org – | Org  tries to create a new fire spell, | but only succeeds in casting Incendia Occurro at Inaluct. | He misses, and the spell goes straight up into the sky …

Inaluct – | Inaluct casts a Divum Incendia at Org. | A bolt of lightning lashes out, barely striking Org. The spell | was only a weak static shock, and Org barely felt it.

R1ck the Barbarian – | R1ck charges at Org, rapidly closing the distance. He swings his axe at Org mightily, | and the axe is aimed well at Org’s leg. | The charge unbalances R1ck, and he didn’t swing the axe as hard as he intended. Org’s leg is barely scratched. | R1ck regains his balance easily.

Pacho – | After a disturbing display of utter disrespect, Pacho manages to heal the blunt damage caused by Frey by stabbing himself with fingernails.

Spoiler: Unknown error detected. (click to show/hide)

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WARNING: CRITICAL LOGIC FAILURE DETECTED!
SYSTEM INSTABILITY IS UNAVOIDABLE!
>Run diagnose.exe|
FILE NOT READABLE: Diagnose.exe (ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?)
Retry
FILE NOT READABLE: Diagnose.exe (ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?)
Abort
SYSTEM INSTABILITY DETECTED! SUGGESTION: RUN Diagnose.exe!
>Run diagnose.exe
FILE NOT READABLE: Diagnose.exe (ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?)
Fail
CONTINUING WITH UNIVERSE. SERIOUS SPACE-TIME ANOMALIES MAY OCCUR!
>Uhh…what?|
COMMAND CONSOLE OVERRIDE DETECTED BY USER! SHUTTING DOWN!

Frey – | Frey is distracted by the hole in the Space-Time Continuum, and forgets to throat-strike Pacho.

Shoruke – | Shoruke waves his hands mystically, making strange gestures and unintelligible words. He does everything exactly right to cast Ring of Fire, but nothing happens. Maybe that hole in the Space-Time Continuum is to blame?

Errol – | Errol sets his eyes on Org, and begins an awesome dance of swordplay. Feint! Parry! Dodge! Strike! | | Watch Org suffer! Faint! | Wait, ‘faint’ is misspelled. Errol backs off, to avoid listening to the disembodied advice further.

Knightedskill – | Knightedskull attacks Org. | He delivers a well aimed swing at Org’s left arm, | and cuts it clean off.


Statuses:

Spoiler: Org (click to show/hide)

Wounded, -1 to rolls (Was bruised, -1 from Errol, -1 from failed regeneration roll). | Org starts to feel faint from the bleeding.
No left arm
Bleeding
Skills
Pyromancer – 3/6 xp
Inventory
Chain Mail of +1 Toughness
Sword of +1 damage
Spells
Incendia Occurro L2 - +1 damage, -1 to target’s effective toughness. Fire Magic

Spoiler: Shoruke (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Shielded (3 turns remain), +1 dodge
Skills
Dabbling Healer – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Pyromancer – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Protective Mage – 0/4 xp 
Inventory
Magic Staff (+1 magic)
Leather Armor (+1 toughness)
Spells
Presidium Alio L1 - +1 dodge for 2-5 turns

Spoiler: Inaluct (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Dabbling Knife User – 0/4 xp.
Dabbling Lightning Mage – 2/4 xp
Inventory
Long Jagged Knife: +1 to damage
Billowing, Confusing Cape: +1 dodge
Clothing
Spells
Divum Incendia L1 - +1 accuracy. Lightning Magic

Spoiler: R1ck the Barbarian (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Skills
Mighty Blow – 0/6 xp
{axeman} – 1/2 xp
{shouter} – 1/2 xp
Inventory
Large Bloody Axe(+1 towards wounding injured characters)
Herbal healing potion
A Rope
Clothing

Spoiler: Knightedskull (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Skills
Swordsman – 0/6 xp
Inventory
TowerShield
A falchion,
2 Healing potions.
Clothing

Spoiler: Frey (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Skills
Martial Artist – 1/6 xp
Dabbling Healer – 0/4 xp.
Inventory
Fighter's Robe of +1 dodge

Spoiler: Pacho (click to show/hide)

Health: Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. You must not.(Was Slightly Wounded. + (-4)^1/2 hp from self-heal)
Skills
Scratchy Fighting Artist – 1/6 xp
Fingernail Wound Battle Stapler – 2/6
Inventory
Nothing

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Skills
Fencer – 1/6 xp
Inventory
Speedy rapier (+1 to accuracy)
Boots of Agility (+1 to dodge)
Clothing

Spoiler: Items on ground (click to show/hide)

Hole in the Space-Time Continuum

Edit - Crowd turn reinstated.

[inaluct]

I cast another lightning bolt at Org. I aim it at his right foot.

[Org]

I heal my arm back.

[Shoruke]

I cast stoneskin on myself, hoping like hell that the space/time continuum has corrected itself.

By the way, universe... you should check your filepath for diagnose.exe

[Nirur Torir]

There are clearly no separate files in the universe's operating system. It is all in one huge directory, which is why you occasionally see odd glitches in the universe.

[R1ck]

I'll try to steal one of knightedskulls healing potions. Hopefully he's too busy gloating over his success in arm cutting off to notice.

[Pacho]

I fiercely scratch Frey's legs, hoping to make him fall into the hole in space-time.

If I have the time, I take a small dump in the hole afterwards.

Edit: I take a dump in the hole regardless of whether Frey falls into it or not, I just really have to go potty.

[Frelock]

I jump into the hole in the Space-Time continuum, and arrive back before I jumped.  I then stop myself from jumping.  After a few seconds for the true nature of the paradox to take hold in reality, Frey A and Frey B will both jump into the hole in the Space-Time continuum, arrive back before they left, and stop themselves from leaving.  This will give us FreyA1, FreyA2, FreyB1, and FreyB2.  If all goes well, I'll have four perfectly functioning clones, which I can use to dominate this playing-field. (I could go on ad-infinitum, but that would cause the universe to crash, or at least drive FPS down to unbearably slow levels). 

Alternatively, if I arrive too far back in the past, I find my child-hood self, and teach him about the ways of martial arts, and tell him how to learn more, meaning he'll learn more than I did and be a better fighter for it.  Also tell him not to jump into the hole, thereby creating another paradox. 

If I arrive even farther back than that, I find my grandfather or other ancestor and kill him, just for more paradox fun. 

Finally, if I arrive in the future, I take solace in the fact that everyone else is, in all likelihood, dead at this point, meaning I won by virtue of being the last survivor.

This is going to go badly if I don't get a 5, isn't it?

[Shoruke]

Ya know I think he might just autofail you.

[Frelock]

Hey, he's the one who introduced a hole in the space-time continuum.  I'm just using the tools I was given.

And to Nirur Torir, would that action be considered an auto-fail?

Also, what happened to the crowd action?

[Nirur Torir]

Said action is not considered to be an autofail, but attempts to do inanely powerful things need a 5 for any real effect and do Bad Things on a 1.

The crowd action?

... The chanting was what allowed the hole to appear. I'm not sure what happened to the crowd turn. I'll go edit that back in.

[Errol]

I groupslash Orc and all that happen to be near him (excluding me, of course)