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[Org]

YOU SHALL BURN!

Burn inaluct

[inaluct]

Lightning bolt on Org.

[R1ck]

I rush at org with my bloody axe in hand, and try to cut off one of his legs.

[inaluct]

Let the word go forth; I will back up R1ck if someone attacks him. I mean later. Like a declaration.

[Org]

Wait guys, lets not kill each other.
Lets form a temporary alliance.
Please.

OR I USE FLAMETHROWER UPON THOSE WHO ATTACK ME!

If they agree:
FIREBALL SOMEONE ELSE!

[Pacho]

I kneel down, mooning everyone with my dirty butt, and start to furiously staple bits of nail into my wounds, hopefully making them better.

[R1ck]

Let the word go forth; I will back up R1ck if someone attacks him. I mean later. Like a declaration.

You are proposing a defensive pact? If so, I will of course cover your back as well, at least until most of the players are dead.

[Frelock]

Continue the attack on Pacho, using a palm thrust this time; preferably to his throat.

[Shoruke]

I cast Stoneskin (or some such thing) on myself to increase my toughness for a while.

Or, if my second interpretation of the rules is the correct one and I'm unable to receive more than +1 to any roll at a time, then I'll create a wall of fire around myself.

[Digital Hellhound]

I kneel down, mooning everyone with my dirty butt, and start to furiously staple bits of nail into my wounds, hopefully making them better.

So you have yourself an action that might be good, but it just isn't awesome enough. There's something missing. What could it be...?

I know! Let's throw in some gripping orchestral music, lightning changes, different camera angles, something! Don't write like a man, write like an Evil Overlord! Exaggerate your expressions and gestures, speak with excessive intonation, and if all else fails, throw in some closeups, slow motion, and ominous Latin chanting! With practice, even you can turn something like eating a snack into an epic battle of light and dark! Anything can be Serious Business. And anything can be a martial art.

[Nirur Torir]

I cast Stoneskin (or some such thing) on myself to increase my toughness for a while.

Or, if my second interpretation of the rules is the correct one and I'm unable to receive more than +1 to any roll at a time, then I'll create a wall of fire around myself.

The highest bonus technically possible is +3: +1 from items, +1 from skills, and +1 from temporary bonuses. Only a max of +2 is allowed for dodge and toughness.

No crowd moves yet? Did nobody read the manual?

[Digital Hellhound]

The crowd does Ominous Latin Chanting to make the battle seem more epic.

[Luke_Prowler]

The crowd gets some popcorn, nachos, and other stadium food.

[Errol]

Attack Org. With style.

[Lear]

The crowd does Ominous Latin Chanting to make the battle seem more epic.

Yes.

Hold devil's potoftea!