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[Frelock]

Aim at Pacho, and perform a roundhouse kick that would make Chuck Norris proud.

[Shoruke]

Chuck Norris?!? Dude?!? Do you even know why we don't have human cloning yet?!? They don't allow it in case someone clones Chuck Norris, because if a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is met with a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, the universe will implode unto itself!

People who find themselves in a small hole in Africa got there because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them downwards from America!

HIS BALLS ARE HAIRLESS BECAUSE THEY'RE STEEL!

[R1ck]

Damn you coin flip! I wanted a invisible immolated imp that would burn all my enemies to death by hugging them!

Also, I can't believe I missed the e in quicklyer.

[Errol]

I charge up a sword wave and unleash it at inaluct, throat height.

[Pacho]

I fart so loudly and disgustingly that none of my attackers want to be near me, or be conscious for that matter.  Sharding would just be a plus, and it falling on say... someone's roundhouse kick would be a double plus.

[Getheli]

A necromancer in the crowd begins to reanimate the thrown flaming soapmakers to liven up the fight.

[knightedskull]

I go in a rage and smash R1cks lower body into a bloody pulp with my shield!

[Nirur Torir]

Sorry, my computer with the partially made turn on it spontaneously broke (I think it's the power supply). No rolls until at least Sunday, when I'll have an update on the situation. Until then, consider volcanoes.

[Nirur Torir]

Alright, it seems my normal computer won't be fixed for a while, so I'll just redo what I had and try to get that up later today. It would have been yesterday, but I accidentally clicked a link to that TVTropes site. One of the pages was about literal genies, which got me thinking: Should I give each player a ring of wishing with 1/3 of a wish? The rings will vanish upon being forcibly removed or having their owner killed, so three people will need the same wish for it to work. Naturally, I'll interpret things as cruelly as possible, perhaps using a die for guidance. Only the crowd gets to vote, but the players get to voice opinions.

[inaluct]

I am so down for that.

[Shoruke]

1/3 of a wish?

tweest

[Nirur Torir]

Turn 7 is now! First to find an oddity in all actions wins a pastry.

Shoruke – | Shoruke's minion attacks Pacho. | It hits him, | but it fails to harm Pacho. |Shoruke looks at his arm. It hangs limply. With a quick bit of magic, | it still hangs limply. How sad.

R1ck the Barbarian – | R1ck swings at Knightedskull mightily. | | Knightedskull backs away slightly, and | avoids the blow. R1ck falls down, cutting his arm slightly.

Inaluct – | Inaluct shocks his own arm. | Ow!

Frey – | Frey kicks Pacho. | Pacho avoids it, as Frey is trying too hard to look cool.

Errol – | Errol swings his sword. Errol is distracted partway through swinging, and only a tiny bit of magic hits Inaluct.

Pacho – | Pacho trips, and fails to do anything.

Knightedskull – | Knightedskull tries to bash R1ck, | and hits with his blocky-thingy. | His blocky-thingy wasn't built to do that, and fails to harm R1ck.

Crowd – | The crowd lights two lazy soap craftsdwarfs on fire, and hurls them into the fray. | They fail to hit anything.


Statuses:

Spoiler: Shoruke (click to show/hide)

Slightly Wounded | The pain vanishes.
Stoneskin (+1 toughness, -2 dodge, -1 any agility based action)
Useless right arm
Pain
Skills
Dabbling Healer – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Pyromancer – 1/4 xp
Dabbling Protective Mage – 1/4 xp 
{earth mage} – 1/2 xp
Inventory
Magic Staff (+1 magic)
Leather Armor (+1 toughness)
Spells
Presidium Alio L1 - +1 dodge for 2-5 turns
Incendiary Blast  L1 - +1 damage
Transmute carbon to rock -
Create Golem

Spoiler: NPC Allies (click to show/hide)

Low Quality Stone Golem
Unharmed
Completely Loyal
-1 to accuracy and damage

Spoiler: Inaluct (click to show/hide)

Severely Wounded (-2 to actions. Was wounded, -1 from bleeding) | Inaluct's bleeding starts to affect him. He doesn't look good.
Moderate Bleeding
Skills
Dabbling Knife User – 2/4 xp.
Lightning Mage – 1/6 xp
 Inventory
Long Jagged Knife: +1 to damage
Billowing, Confusing Cape: +1 dodge
Clothing
Spells
Divum Incendia L1 - +1 accuracy. Lightning Magic

Spoiler: R1ck the Barbarian (click to show/hide)

Wounded |
Bleeding
No left hand
Skills
Mighty Blow – 2/6 xp
Dabbling Axeman – 3/4 xp
{axeman} – 1/2 xp
{shouter} – 1/2 xp
Inventory
Large Bloody Axe(50% chance of causing bleeding against injured characters)
Herbal healing potion
A Rope
Clothing

Spoiler: Knightedskull (click to show/hide)

Unharmed. |
Light Bleeding
Skills
Swordsman – 3/6 xp
Inventory
TowerShield
A falchion,
2 Healing potions.
Clothing

Spoiler: Frey (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Martial Arts Confusion (-1 for the next 1 actions to sort out knowledge)
Covered in filth (-3 to charisma rolls with intelligent beings)
+1 resistance to Pacho’s psychologically damaging actions
Skills
Martial Artist – 4/6 xp
Dabbling Healer – 0/4 xp.
Inventory
Fighter's Robe of +1 dodge

Spoiler: Pacho (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Most black-hearted being in the area
Feels great (+1 to actions for 2 turns)
Skills
Scratchy Fighting Artist – 2/6 xp
Fingernail Wound Battle Stapler – 2/6
Dabbling Disturbing Fighter – 0/4 xp
Inventory
Nothing

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Skills
Fencer – 2/6 xp
Dabbling Sword Mage – 0/4 xp Inventory
Speedy rapier (+1 to accuracy)
Boots of Agility (+1 to dodge)
Clothing
Spells
Swordwave -

Spoiler: Items on ground (click to show/hide)

Sand (44x)
Dust (32x)
Dirt (76x)
Chain Mail of +1 Toughness
Sword of +1 damage
Giant lemon with a top mounted rocket launcher
!!Soap craftsdwarfs!! (2x) - looking for a drink.

[Org]

Crowd uses magic to turn the arena into a labyrinth filled with traps.

[inaluct]

I take and wear the chainmail that's on the ground.

[Frelock]

I poke at Pacho's pressure points to put him in intense pain.