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[Aqizzar]

Fire them.

You will do nothing of the kind!  This is why I said to build an immigration office.  Though you probably already killed the only woman on the island with an education.

One of my most successful games, there was only one person on the island who truly hated me.  He ran against me in every election until he died, then his wife took up the cause.  Why was he unhappy?  He was the leader of the Intellectualists from the start, with a college diploma, and valued a job commiserate to his education and nothing else, but from year one he was a teamster.  And every time I fired him to make him go elsewhere, he just got pissed for a while before going right back to the teamster office.  Most retarded genius on the island.

[Gunner-Chan]

No way am I firing a perfectly good soldier, sure we might have to buy a few workers here and there but we will get a school going eventually. The new Intellectual leader is also a college educated woman, so she could go to work in an Immigration office when It gets built. Ill set that up after the Clinic is built.

[Gunner-Chan]

Alright, another year and still in power. The people seem mostly content, thought not the happiest they can be it's enough for now. Russia seems pleased with us, though relations with those capitalist pigs in the white house are growing cold. We may need some housing though, as we still have some pitiful shacks in the center of town.

So what are we to do this year? The Clinic is still under construction as of right now.

Also our new priest has arrived... and he's looks like quite a whiner, I hope he keeps his mouth shut.

[inaluct]

Glorious! I am happy to see that our fellow comrades in Moscow are pleased. As you mentioned, we should probably work to better the condition of the island's proletariat by improving housing for our poorest citizens.

[Squeegy]

As the Environmental Advisor, I demand that you use some of the ample space there, rather than expanding into the forest. God knows it'll be endangered by the end of this LP anyway. Remember, sardines are part of nature.

[mainiac]

You are wasting money hiring immigrants because you are too spineless to fire anyone?  Pfft, laaaaame.

[Gunner-Chan]

The clinic is done and I have ordered those lazy slobs at the construction office to build another Tentament.



We are gonna need some room within a few years I think, so we will probably need to downsize the forest. Besides, a thick forest hides rebels and enemy's of the state!

(And as a note, I will fire people. Just not Soldiers, part of roleplaying paranoid and generalissimo.)

[Squeegy]

Please! Look at all that space there. The only space you need clear is the space to walk between the buildings. It's all for a greater good, people. As for the rebels, if you're competent you won't have to worry about them.

Also, no coal power plants. I'm serious here. I will not stand for it.

[inaluct]

Is it just me, or did mainiac just accuse Generalissimo Sniper Joe of being spineless?

Are you somehow dissatisfied with the way Generalissimo Sniper Joe runs things, mainiac? Perhaps you would like those fascist pigs in the United States to come here and take away our glorious country? Why are you not satisfied with our Leader?

Perhaps you should reevaluate your stance here.

[Gunner-Chan]

Oh maniac... I see you... Displeased and rowdy. Slinging insults to the very frog you owe your entire well being to.



I see you Manic... With my eyes. Plotting... Waiting... Wishing that you did manage to poison my drink at the last meeting. I saw you thinking about it.

Planning...

Waiting to strike...

I'm keeping my eye on you filthy capitalist pig-dog.

[Gunner-Chan]

*From out of nowhere, a random adviser Sniper Joe forgot about runs in and slams a peice of paper on Joe's desk*



Sniper Joe: ... We don't HAVE any goats to export! How would anyone know this?

Adviser: Uhh... I am not sure Presidente', I overheard some of the farmers taking about it. It could just be rumors.

Sniper Joe: ... Get out...

Adviser: But sir! Our goats-

Sniper Joe: WE DON'T HAVE ANY GOATS YOU DOLT! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE YOU SHOT!

[mainiac]

Get my name right, darn it.  Repress me all you want, but you are now crossing the line into bad book keeping!

[cowofdoom78963]

Ok, so now we need goat cheese. Lets make some goats.

[Squeegy]

If you're going to get goats, we're going to need laws to prevent mistreatment of those goats.

[WorkerDrone]

Can we please stop saying goats?