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[cowofdoom78963]

If you're going to get goats, we're going to need laws to prevent mistreatment of those goats.

And if you're going to get laws to prevent mistreatment of those goats animals, you will need a pen and papers to sign them on.

[Gunner-Chan]

No goats yet, we would need to do a lot of clearing of space for that anyway.

Edit: XD Oh my god, Santiago Rodriguez and Eva Lobo's husband are in the bar... That must be awkward... XD I can imagine the conversation. "Hey! You're the guy who's wife I had to gun down!" "You son of a bitch!"

Edit 2

Okay, now we have a working Immigrations office, a fully staffed Church and clinic, another Tentament for the people, and some free housing for the less fortunate on the way.



Our farms are bringing in quite the coin too, I think Ill need to set up another one soon though.

[mainiac]

Well, maybe he was cheating on her.

Maybe he was cheating on her with Santiago Rodriguez.  That would be awkward.

[Cheeetar]

When do we get a high school?

[Gunner-Chan]

Soon, right now there isn't too much of a rush as we are getting a fair amount of skilled Immigrants. It's either that or more entertainment next. Road building somewhere in there.

This is the situation right now.



The free housing is done, and some houses for the more fortunate have been constructed. It was a slow year for the crops this time though, so we need to wait a bit and let our treasury grow a bit.

Hmm... I just got a letter from Alvaro Duran, he thinks we need more soldiers... I think I agree.

Tragedy has struck.



The leader of the Communist faction, Julie Brown has died. The cause of death seems to be cancer. She was 49.



Fucking duh. But to be honest a lumber industry could get us out of the little slump the slow harvest left us in last year.

[Okenido]

It seems that she was killed by "cancer"...

The capitalist pigs are behind this aren't they?

[inaluct]

Okay, so, I assume either that was me, my best friend ever, or I was sleeping with her or something like that.

This is based in the Caribbean, after all.

Anyway, you know what causes cancer? Pollution. Pollution from the factories of capitalist pigs who skin and devour the proletariat to stoke the furnaces of their mighty engines of sorrow. This was an assassination, comrades! Someone wanted Comrade Brown out of the way, so they gave her cancer!

Some... Capitalist pig killed her.

Edit: Damn, Okenido beat me to it.

[Gunner-Chan]

Who here thinks that pig Mainiac was behind this? Should we...

ELIMINATE him? Or his wife?

[inaluct]

I'd support it, Generalissimo.

[cowofdoom78963]

Dont do it! He is but a man!

[Squeegy]

Anyway, you know what causes cancer? Pollution. Pollution from the factories of capitalist pigs who skin and devour the proletariat to stoke the furnaces of their mighty engines of sorrow. This was an assassination, comrades! Someone wanted Comrade Brown out of the way, so they gave her cancer!

I agree! We need to take a stand against pollution. If we get those damn greedy capitalists out of the way in the process, well, an added bonus!

[mainiac]

I would never hurt her!  Tropical Latina communist barkeepers are far too smexy to kill!

Clearly, she died of cancer from all those papaya's nearby.  We must fight the cancer threat plaguing our society.  And that means we must build a tourism industry.  Instead of laboring in the hot fields, we should pass our times in recreation.  And we should build a nightclub named in honor of the lovely departed.

[Gunner-Chan]

Once again, we are forced to kill for the well being of our country


Our trained killer, Santiago Rodriguez moves as fast as he can. He doesn't want to displease the Generalissimo.


He takes aim through a window, Mainiac almost gets a chance to scream... But the round strikes him in the lung first.


Trying to get help, being defiant to the very end, he expires of his wound before he can reach the door. His efforts were in vain. Not only didn't he make it, the head doctor of the clinic is a die-hard Militarist.

[inaluct]

Man, I need to draw this momentous event. Santiago Rodriguez is a true man of the people.

[Gunner-Chan]

They... They are all against me...



The one who pays for their living space, the one that protects them from capitalism and themselves... The proverbial hand that feeds...

I don't know, should I allow this... I know this can't be good for me, they didn't elect me. I just stabbed their old leader and threw his corpse into the ocean! Gah... What do you guys think?