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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2009, 09:30:53 pm »

Yeah, 12 rounds from an AK-47. I counted.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2009, 09:32:39 pm »

No, SHE got shot to death.
Sir Im pretty sure the arrow is pointing to the strange man in the castro looking getup.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 09:34:52 pm »

Sir, I believe we can work for a compromise. You shoot everyone who who disagrees with you, and I keep the intellectuals happy with Rubik's Cubes.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 09:35:34 pm »

Okay, lets go ahead and get started.

Alright, first order of business. Where should we begin to expand? Should we build a church? A high school? More farms? Mines? We got a lot of options.

And that girl lying by the door is the poor bastard, the soldier is the one that shot her.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 09:37:25 pm »

Build a school! Education of our youth is the most important thing!
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 09:37:55 pm »

Well, we're gonna need a map, a bank statement, a rundown of what you've already got, and some idea of your farming and mining possibilities.

I see a lot of drainage north of town.  Build another farm or two and start growing papayas and pineapples.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 09:38:26 pm »

Build a school! Education of our youth is the most important thing!
No, don't! If you do, the intellectuals will start thinking for themselves. We can't have that.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 09:39:08 pm »

As a capitalist, I urge you to start laying the foundations for a canning industry by planting cash crops.  These crops will provide much needed money right now and provide for the industry that will springboard us into the 20th century!

Build a few houses, bars and shops to provide the people with what they need.  But we can't afford things like churches and schools yet.  We can buy God's favor later with a cathedral.  Schools will need to wait until there's a reason for people to need schooling.

pineapples.

Exactly.
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 09:41:00 pm »

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Schools will need to wait until there's a reason for people to need schooling.
Not being a barbaric hoard is reason enough!

But mabey your right, you should build a farm first.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 09:41:35 pm »

Fuck schools.  Build an immigration office to employ your stock college educated women (though you probably killed the only one already), and attract educated immigrants.
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« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 09:42:48 pm »

Begin growing food staples. Cash crops are for the bourgeois parasites who wish to live off of others by whoring the people's land off to grow luxuries. Until we have secured a comfortable and safe livelihood for the proletariat, we cannot enrich the coffers of the oligarchy.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2009, 09:52:46 pm »

Alright, here is a quick overview of the Island.



And here is a quick overview of the mineral spots.



Just for reference we have three farms, two growing corn and one growing Pineapples. We also have one cheap tentament and a pub. Other than that all we have are the basics like a construction office a dock and a teamster building.

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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2009, 09:58:02 pm »

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Just for reference we have three farms, two growing corn and one growing Pineapples.
switch the two corn farms to pineapple farms, this will make them only produce exotic fruit.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2009, 09:59:52 pm »

I demand you build my Cathedral (church) already so that I might start establishing the Imperial Cult.
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Re: Lets play... Tropico? (Already in progress)
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2009, 10:02:42 pm »

More pineapples, less corn!  Will sustenance farming give us the money to build highschools and powerplants?  We can all have fat stomachs when we grow rich selling to the gringos.  And we need churches even less then corn!

Where's the good farmland?
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