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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2211255 times)

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #990 on: January 26, 2010, 05:21:29 pm »

Move him out of that room fast, a picture of anything the dwarf dislikes lowers the perceived value like mad.
Would putting a statue in front of the engraving work? If I recall correctly, walls directly behind a statue aren't counted towards room value because they're not visible.
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Alternatively, if you have the space to do so just mine out that picture, then smooth over the new space. I would check the engraver's relationship to your mayor tho. IME if an engraver has a grudge against someone and is told to engrave their room chances are there'll be at least one engraving of that dwarf being traumatized. You may want to go with another engraver if thats the case.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #991 on: January 26, 2010, 05:27:42 pm »

If it's not a masterwork engraving, just dig it away and build a gold wall in its place.  Problem solved.  Heck, even if it is masterwork, a good engraver has enough that it shouldn't flip his wig too hard.
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« Reply #992 on: January 26, 2010, 05:33:42 pm »

An orc siege showed up. I immediately checked to see if there were any ranged orcs, since they're 50x easier to deal with in the trees. Spotting an orc bowman leading one squad, I dispatch some swordsdwarves to take care of his squad. A few minutes later, I get spammed with "Urist McChampion has died". Turns out they don't all spawn at once, two squads of boworcs had come from the same side and were cutting through my multi-legendary dwarves in masterwork steel. That's a double facepalm, not waiting for the entire army to spawn and using hammerdwarves instead of swords, axes, or spears.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #993 on: January 26, 2010, 10:59:08 pm »

When trying to dam a waterfall, 2 of my 3 miners went right over it for no apparent reason.

Down 39 z-levels.



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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #994 on: January 27, 2010, 08:08:21 am »

When trying to dam a waterfall, 2 of my 3 miners went right over it for no apparent reason.

Down 39 z-levels.



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Yeah. That really is an awesome site.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #995 on: January 27, 2010, 08:56:10 am »

If it's not a masterwork engraving, just dig it away and build a gold wall in its place.  Problem solved.  Heck, even if it is masterwork, a good engraver has enough that it shouldn't flip his wig too hard.

Gold's a good generic material, but it's better to check the material preferenes of the dwarf that will be occupying the romm, then use one of the metals he likes. 
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #996 on: January 27, 2010, 09:16:52 am »

I dispatched my entire army after an "all melee" siege and it ended up the REST of the army were bowgoblins.

They cut down 2/3 the army before they were reached and fled because they had no arrows.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #997 on: January 27, 2010, 12:35:32 pm »

Excavating, without a single dwarf bursting into flames, a 15 z-level magma pipe to make it perfectly circular by channelling and supporting levels by supports for safe, remote lever collapsing. I decided not to fit doors where the magma chamber connects to the rest of the fort as everyone is nicely out of the way. Chortling, I pulled the lever and watched with horror as every dwarf bar one walks chooses that moment in time to walk past the entrance on their way to a party and choking with the dust, are sent to the bottom of the pipe to be covered by a magma spurt.

The remaining dwarf is blind and has no legs.

Rollback time methinks.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #998 on: January 27, 2010, 01:23:15 pm »

No offence, but that is hilarious. How many dwarves did you have?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #999 on: January 27, 2010, 02:41:28 pm »

D:<
Went the last immigration wave came in, I make the peasants swordsdwarves. They begin wrestling while I make swords for them. They all become wrestlers and they go to grab their swords. FOR SOME REASON, they still wrestle. One of them became a champion, he's a LEGENDARY WRESTLER. FUCK.

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« Reply #1000 on: January 27, 2010, 03:01:27 pm »

Wrestling increases faster than any other combat skill for a variety of reasons; it goes up for dodge rolls, the higher it is the more often a dwarf makes a successful dodge roll (robbing you of a shield/armor roll), if they are engaged in a grapple they will use wrestling, and military dwarves have an annoying tendency to steal each others' equipment and refuse to let go until you explicitly tell them to drop everything (resulting in them attacking with wrestling rather than a weapon skill). There was an in depth post somewhere on the forums about it but I can't seem to find it...

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1001 on: January 27, 2010, 04:16:18 pm »

D:<
Went the last immigration wave came in, I make the peasants swordsdwarves. They begin wrestling while I make swords for them. They all become wrestlers and they go to grab their swords. FOR SOME REASON, they still wrestle. One of them became a champion, he's a LEGENDARY WRESTLER. FUCK.
You can still change their weapons by the Military screen, can't you? (I may be wrong here)
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1002 on: January 27, 2010, 04:25:02 pm »

You can. Legendary status doesn't override weapon choices, it only does so when a legendary soldier picks up an artifact weapon, as they will refuse to let go of it.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1003 on: January 27, 2010, 04:57:16 pm »

No offence, but that is hilarious. How many dwarves did you have?

39 as I set my population cap to 40 so I could just build without having to worry about managing the normal horde I get after a couple of years.

Second time round the doors did the trick.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1004 on: January 27, 2010, 05:00:10 pm »

D:<
Went the last immigration wave came in, I make the peasants swordsdwarves. They begin wrestling while I make swords for them. They all become wrestlers and they go to grab their swords. FOR SOME REASON, they still wrestle. One of them became a champion, he's a LEGENDARY WRESTLER. FUCK.
You can still change their weapons by the Military screen, can't you? (I may be wrong here)
Yeah, I can. Most of them are elite wrestlers and they were changing their own weapon preference to unarmed. :(
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