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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2210744 times)

Gloomy1

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8865 on: September 30, 2014, 03:56:32 am »

I built a small keep over my fort entrance to house my militia - second floor houses my axedwarfs and the third floor has fortifications and archers.  When the goblin siege finally arrives I raise the bridge and send my archers to their stations.   Soon I notice 2 archers managed to get outside my keep!  They charged 40 goblins and died fast... then I notice one of my melee troops is outside and charging the enemy!  Then more archers!  I'm looking everywhere and can't find any way for my troops to get out.  Pretty soon half of my troops have charged the goblin army one or two at a time! 

Then I remember that climbing has been added.  I forgot to forbid my roof hatch!  My stupid archers were climbing onto the roof and down the walls of the keep to charge the goblins instead of staying behind fortifications and shooting. :P

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SimRobert2001

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« Reply #8866 on: September 30, 2014, 05:57:27 am »

I just found out in the world gen thread that by highlighting a biome on embark you can make sure your wagon lands on the one square of non-bloodrain/zombie-wildlife horrors in the map...

I can deal with the awfulness if I have just a little breathing room, but starting out with the dwarves nauseous and panic-cleaning dwarf blood off of themselves rather than digging a defensible position before the six boar corpses around the corner find them... well, that ended quickly.
and how do you do this?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8867 on: September 30, 2014, 08:48:40 am »

I just found out in the world gen thread that by highlighting a biome on embark you can make sure your wagon lands on the one square of non-bloodrain/zombie-wildlife horrors in the map...

I can deal with the awfulness if I have just a little breathing room, but starting out with the dwarves nauseous and panic-cleaning dwarf blood off of themselves rather than digging a defensible position before the six boar corpses around the corner find them... well, that ended quickly.
and how do you do this?
Hit f1/f2/etc and have it highlighted when you embark apparently. T.T
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SimRobert2001

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« Reply #8868 on: September 30, 2014, 05:50:41 pm »

I just found out in the world gen thread that by highlighting a biome on embark you can make sure your wagon lands on the one square of non-bloodrain/zombie-wildlife horrors in the map...

I can deal with the awfulness if I have just a little breathing room, but starting out with the dwarves nauseous and panic-cleaning dwarf blood off of themselves rather than digging a defensible position before the six boar corpses around the corner find them... well, that ended quickly.
and how do you do this?
Hit f1/f2/etc and have it highlighted when you embark apparently. T.T

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Paaaad

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8869 on: September 30, 2014, 06:36:46 pm »

Whenever I find a worldgen fortress that bottoms out in magma. Happened at least twice now.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8870 on: September 30, 2014, 06:45:12 pm »

Whenever I find a worldgen fortress that bottoms out in magma. Happened at least twice now.

Are you talking about the ones which have a staircase which is full of magma? Seen plenty of those in adventure mode.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8871 on: September 30, 2014, 07:30:57 pm »

Whenever I find a worldgen fortress that bottoms out in magma. Happened at least twice now.

Are you talking about the ones which have a staircase which is full of magma? Seen plenty of those in adventure mode.

Yep. What idiot designed and built those places?  ::)
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8872 on: September 30, 2014, 07:34:42 pm »

Whenever I find a worldgen fortress that bottoms out in magma. Happened at least twice now.

Are you talking about the ones which have a staircase which is full of magma? Seen plenty of those in adventure mode.

Yep. What idiot designed and built those places?  ::)

*Cough*

Yeah, who would flood the bottom of their fort with magma like that.  Talk about total losers.

Right.   :-\
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8873 on: September 30, 2014, 08:00:08 pm »

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I remember finding one that appeared to end in a frigging magma pool. Got the popup and everything.
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« Reply #8874 on: October 01, 2014, 05:42:08 am »

Fun fact: Caged beserk dwarves become free beserk dwarves if you abandon then reclaim the fortress.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8875 on: October 01, 2014, 10:28:17 am »

I fell out of a tree.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8876 on: October 01, 2014, 01:54:18 pm »

Urist McMiner was digging me a vertical shaft for my well. In the middle of the work, he went on break and once break ended, he apparently climbed up leaving shaft unaccessible unworked.
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« Reply #8877 on: October 01, 2014, 03:35:49 pm »

Carefully planned embark based on the 'wagon = three logs = 1 carpentry workshop + two training axes' trick.

Arrived on steep slope, no wagon. D:
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« Reply #8878 on: October 01, 2014, 03:38:58 pm »

Carefully planned embark based on the 'wagon = three logs = 1 carpentry workshop + two training axes' trick.

Arrived on steep slope, no wagon. D:

That is hilarious! On a side note, how were you planning to obtain the pick?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8879 on: October 01, 2014, 03:40:28 pm »

Urist McMiner was digging me a vertical shaft for my well. In the middle of the work, he went on break and once break ended, he apparently climbed up leaving shaft unaccessible unworked.
Set up a minecart and have him ride it back down there. Hopefully his arms will remain intact. ;)
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