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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2137313 times)

Torrenal

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8685 on: August 01, 2014, 07:29:08 pm »
Quote from: Untelligent on August 01, 2014, 01:34:26 pm

A sparring dwarf charged THROUGH THE WALL. Both dwarves fell into the river canyon.

"Quantum Leap"
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damnit,urist,youhadonejob

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8686 on: August 01, 2014, 08:01:08 pm »
Ever had all of your miners get scared and jump into the river with all of your picks with them? yeah they all drowned, i had three guys left to survive the horrors of the forest,
« Last Edit: August 01, 2014, 09:33:44 pm by damnit,urist,youhadonejob »
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8687 on: August 01, 2014, 09:00:13 pm »
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8688 on: August 01, 2014, 10:38:49 pm »
Wrong place, lol.
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« Reply #8689 on: August 02, 2014, 02:42:58 am »
Apparently, rice is not edible/cookable.

Fun ensued.
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Quote from: LordBaal on January 19, 2015, 08:18:37 am
How did we pass from inns with merry songs and happy music to temples of doom and medieval torture with so much easiness and eagerness??

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« Reply #8690 on: August 02, 2014, 08:33:23 am »
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« Reply #8691 on: August 02, 2014, 09:43:10 am »
Quote from: Torrenal on August 01, 2014, 07:29:08 pm
Quote from: Untelligent on August 01, 2014, 01:34:26 pm

A sparring dwarf charged THROUGH THE WALL. Both dwarves fell into the river canyon.

"Quantum Leap"

Dwarven Improbability Drive
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Torrenal

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8692 on: August 02, 2014, 04:39:06 pm »
I have successfully caved in the river surface through the river floor, into my cistern.

I am reminded again that DF physics is... strange.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8693 on: August 02, 2014, 06:02:30 pm »
There was an incident where my resident stonecrafter was found dead, drained of blood. Naturally, there were no witnesses, so I took it upon myself to scour my dwarves to look for suspicious attributes. I then noticed that the Mayor had not only been thirsty due to a scarcity of a drink, but he also worshipped a deity who cursed a Dwarf to vampirism. This rang alarm bells, so I saw no other choice than to convict Mayor.
It all went great. He got hammered and promptly thrown into jail.

But then another dwarf was discovered dead. I had a look at the mayor and well. In retrospect, I probably should have convicted the gem cutter. Now I have a mayor rapidly phasing in and out of rest, with multiple wounds. Whoops.
UPDATE: Nope. I definitely got a vampire. His name changed after his body was discovered in jail. Now to find the other scallywag...
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« Reply #8694 on: August 02, 2014, 09:18:27 pm »
Even with witnesses, you might be here...

Picture a vampire visiting a wedded couple in their bedroom.  The wife is dead and you have a witness fingering the husband for it...
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« Reply #8695 on: August 02, 2014, 10:07:58 pm »
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Professor Lemur

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8696 on: August 03, 2014, 04:27:17 am »
It's a very valid point. I noticed that the not-quite-vampire was more or less unmarried.
At this rate, I'll throw whoever discovered the body into weapon's reach of my hammerer. Presuming they don't start panicking.
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You can lead a horse to water, you can leave your horse behind.
'Cause your horse don't dance and if he don't dance, then he's no horse of mine.
ASK ME ABOUT MY OBSCURELY LARGE MEKHQ ARMY

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8697 on: August 03, 2014, 04:04:32 pm »
I don't know how but a baby managed to die in an underground lake. There was no combat report and the only clue I got were the logs next to it.

My guess is that a logging incident knocked the baby and the mother into the lake, but the mother climbed out, leaving the baby behind. what a shitty parent.
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« Reply #8698 on: August 04, 2014, 01:12:59 am »
A wave of immigrants arrived with a necromancer, who immediately raised two skeletons and then was, subsequently, elected mayor. Now she is fishing.
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Quote from: LordBaal on January 19, 2015, 08:18:37 am
How did we pass from inns with merry songs and happy music to temples of doom and medieval torture with so much easiness and eagerness??

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8699 on: August 04, 2014, 02:00:07 pm »
Floodgates are breakable by FBs, apparently, and I found that out in the worst way possible. An FB got into my unfinished cistern, which was located 2 z-levels below the cave water level and didn't have anything else to stop the water from flowing down through the stairs and flooding my magma forge/smelter area full of my very first adamantine armor/weapons.

And I thought I was doing so well.
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