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[klefenz]

Great i got 3 migrant doctor with level 11 skills.

They all have surgeon and bone doctor. No other skilled doctors. Facepalm.

[WoobMonkey]

All because of a wee little girl with a short temper.  Berserk + martial trance is a glory to behold.  Too bad we had to put her down; she'd have grown to be one hell of a soldier someday.

[Niccolo]

All because of a wee little girl with a short temper.  Berserk + martial trance is a glory to behold.  Too bad we had to put her down; she'd have grown to be one hell of a soldier someday.

She's so badass, she murdered a ghost! What the hell?

[oldark]

I just had a dwarf last night with a "Ghostly dwarf" in her kills list. I didn't notice if she came to my fort that way or got the kill after arriving but how does this happen?

[smjjames]

No freaking clue, given that ghosts are supposed to be ethereal and any attack should just pass right through.

[WoobMonkey]

Dwarf comes to fortress, alive and well.  Dwarf is killed by a dwarf in your unit list, and is neither buried nor memorialized.

Dwarf victim's status changes to 'Ghostly," and is updated across all reports.

[jcochran]

Dear diary, today I was reminded of the value of checking the neighbors screen before embarking.

I was settling into a nice, calm region to finally figure out those blasted minecarts when... zombies, zombies everywhere.

Checking a copy of the world reveals that I've embarked in range of eight towers. Ouch.

World generation parameters and seeds please?

[Rauthr]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back after I had played for a few months, then someone told me about d -> b -> d (mass dump), my frontal lobe was severely bruised.

[Doc Voston]

I was experimenting traps with lead minecart and impulse ramp,
now the minecart have 51 dwarfs kill.

[Edmus]

I was experimenting traps with lead minecart and impulse ramp,
now the minecart have 51 dwarfs kill.

I'm unsure whether to give you commendations or condolences.

[WanderingKid]

I was experimenting traps with lead minecart and impulse ramp,
now the minecart have 51 dwarfs kill.

I'm unsure whether to give you commendations or condolences.

Neither, but give that minecart a palacial bedroom or something before it berserks!

[IronTomato]

Earlier, I had bitten the finger off some bandit.

Several days later, I realized, the finger was still in my mouth.

*facepalm*

[Grey Goo]

Earlier, I had bitten the finger off some bandit.

Several days later, I realized, the finger was still in my mouth.

*facepalm*

Finger, whats nothing. Imagine if you should been using mods and those mods having genitals modded in.

Several days someones penis in... your... mouth... Unwashed one on that matter... Rotting...

[Niccolo]

- snip -

Really. Did you really have to go there? C'mon dude, this isn't 4chan. Show a little class.

[WillowLuman]

I can't wait until future versions when we'll be able to keep fingers in our mouths until they rot, then get offended at villagers who stare at us for it.