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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2210720 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7725 on: May 29, 2013, 05:23:38 pm »

Arille.
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Baccar Wozat

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7726 on: May 29, 2013, 06:21:17 pm »

Arille.
I thought you meant Arale from Dr. Slump.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7727 on: May 30, 2013, 05:53:47 am »

Arille? Still not getting it, sorry. :(
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7728 on: May 30, 2013, 10:03:21 am »

Google is giving me this as a high result for "Arille": http://www.wowwiki.com/Arille_Azuregaze
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WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7729 on: May 30, 2013, 03:37:53 pm »

Try with "tradehouse"

Anyway, had another one. I ordered tons of steel anvils from the caravan (map only has copper and silver), thinking I could melt them for 3 bars each. Nope.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7730 on: May 30, 2013, 06:15:14 pm »

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7731 on: May 31, 2013, 07:31:32 pm »

Went to put newly-made doors on a suite of rooms.

Found out I have 14 raw adamantine doors.

Remembered I had unrestricted the stuff out of necessity, and never re-restricted it.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7732 on: May 31, 2013, 07:48:40 pm »

I got a door artifact that I planepacked and left alone for a while.
Eighty seven images of itself in raw adamantine.
Two hundred and three images of itself in adamantine.
And that's not counting other fancy things, like the alpaca wool spikes

Larix

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7733 on: June 01, 2013, 06:57:05 am »

I got a door artifact that I planepacked and left alone for a while.
Eighty seven images of itself in raw adamantine.
Two hundred and three images of itself in adamantine.
And that's not counting other fancy things, like the alpaca wool spikes

Can you tell us the price? Candy decorations should be worth 300K(raw) and 360K(processed) each. This item is a serious contender for the Most Valuable Item Ever record.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7734 on: June 01, 2013, 11:59:37 am »

Finding out How "fun" 1 necro and a zombie can be. Ended up with 81 Undead dwarves and live stock along with the undead wild elephats fun ... Needless to say that only lasted about 10 mins after that
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7735 on: June 01, 2013, 12:24:49 pm »

Went to put newly-made doors on a suite of rooms.

Found out I have 14 raw adamantine doors.

Remembered I had unrestricted the stuff out of necessity, and never re-restricted it.
THE DECADENCE!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7736 on: June 01, 2013, 12:56:48 pm »

Went to put newly-made doors on a suite of rooms.

Found out I have 14 raw adamantine doors.

Remembered I had unrestricted the stuff out of necessity, and never re-restricted it.
THE DECADENCE!
Oh man...

WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7737 on: June 01, 2013, 04:54:34 pm »

If only they were artifact doors...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7738 on: June 01, 2013, 08:20:11 pm »

Here's one I did a month or two ago.

Set up a new hospital near the entrance of the fort and stocked it.  My dorfs kept going outside for water, so I figured I'd dig a small reservoir by the hospital and link it to the river via a pump station and some fortifications.  Since dorfs always complain about wells, I figured I'd drill it down through a few levels and create a well system that both the hospital and dining room could utilize.  Got it set up to be a nice size reservoir, adding some fail-safes to keep dorfs from ending up in the reservoir and contaminating it.  Added a pressure plate to make sure the reservoir would only fill up so far and then stop the pump.  Added a side drain down to the caverns if I ever needed to flush the system.

Turned it on and moved to check out a different project while it filled.  A few minutes later the first dwarf drowns followed by a few others.

As it turns out, I wasn't paying attention when I was building the cistern.  I'd channeled out the cistern but didn't stop high enough.  Basically the whole thing was just a water express-way to my residential complex, which it happily flooded.

By the time I got somebody up there to pull the lever, it had started flooding my lower crafting stations.

That's the fort where I learned to build your main stair down to the caverns and then grate or fortify the bottom of it for drainage instead of just walling it off.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7739 on: June 03, 2013, 09:49:24 pm »

Facepalmed the serious overkill of a goblin ambush leader.

Urist McAxedwarf charges the leader and gets killed by Goblin Prime. Militia Commander sees his comrade fall and flies into a rage, chasing Goblin Prime across the map. Upon catching up to the goblin, Urist McLeader slices off the goblin's right hand. Then his left... Then both the goblin's feet. After making sure the goblin can't defend or run, Urist Mcleader proceeds to stab the goblin leader repeatedly until, after several combat pages, the Goblin leader bleeds to death.

Needless to say, Urist McLeader is getting promoted soon.
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Since when has Dwarf Fortress been about doing things the easy way?

I do believe that it is in part about unnecessarily abusing the opportunities that are presented to you.
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