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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2209362 times)

Dr_Nocturne

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7515 on: March 19, 2013, 10:04:06 am »

Found out a dwarf throwing a tantrum can dismantle a bridge...
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WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7516 on: March 19, 2013, 01:31:32 pm »

Found out a dwarf throwing a tantrum can dismantle a bridge...

*spits drink* wait, what?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7517 on: March 19, 2013, 07:22:17 pm »

Thought I was being smart, making glass menacing spikes under a bridge (so if I was attacked), masterwork ones nonetheless, and was in the process of linking all of them to a pressure plate on a commonly traversed hallway. I guess DFHack autolabor decided to choose the one kobold with children to go set these up, mind you they didn't get set off until the last one was about to be attached.
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Huh. Thought the mother would be very mad, instead, she is ecstatic ???. Must love that personal bedroom or something :-X
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Dr_Nocturne

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7518 on: March 19, 2013, 07:30:26 pm »

Found out a dwarf throwing a tantrum can dismantle a bridge...

*spits drink* wait, what?

It was lowered at the time, but I didn't think a dwarf throwing a tantrum would have the patience to destroy my bridge...
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Bronimin

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7519 on: March 20, 2013, 05:45:48 pm »

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7520 on: March 20, 2013, 05:54:47 pm »

So I had managed to get my first ever proper fort started up, with food and drink being produced, cloth being made and dyed, and metals being processed. I had managed t set up a half decent defence system (more than I have ever managed before, hah) and a quick use of prospect revealed 30k units of coal and ~60k units of iron producing ore, as well as 100k units of marble. Nice.

That is, until my computer decides that right now would be a perfect time to restart to install updates and, of course, I hadn't saved. Poof goes the fort :C

Ouch. Fucking ouch.

Devling

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7521 on: March 20, 2013, 05:57:33 pm »

So I had managed to get my first ever proper fort started up, with food and drink being produced, cloth being made and dyed, and metals being processed. I had managed t set up a half decent defence system (more than I have ever managed before, hah) and a quick use of prospect revealed 30k units of coal and ~60k units of iron producing ore, as well as 100k units of marble. Nice.

That is, until my computer decides that right now would be a perfect time to restart to install updates and, of course, I hadn't saved. Poof goes the fort :C
And you can't even resettle.

Ouch. Fucking ouch.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7522 on: March 21, 2013, 03:28:28 am »

You do know there's a setting for autosaves, right?
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Bronimin

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« Reply #7523 on: March 21, 2013, 12:09:43 pm »

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7524 on: March 21, 2013, 03:19:54 pm »

This was in adventurer mode, but . . . the second time you give into starvation because you jumped off a cliff and landed in a tree. Why is there no way to jump down from trees?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7525 on: March 21, 2013, 06:00:46 pm »

This was in adventurer mode, but . . . the second time you give into starvation because you jumped off a cliff and landed in a tree. Why is there no way to jump down from trees?
Should be fixed with the next release.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7526 on: March 21, 2013, 06:08:17 pm »

Should be able to fast travel to get out of trees, unless there's enemies about.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7527 on: March 21, 2013, 07:11:18 pm »

Had not one, but two cavern collapses while carving out my entrance. In the first one, my Ingotlady broke both her arms. Stoneking got up without a scratch. In the second, Stoneking still suffered no harm. Ingotlady was still in the small hole I dug out as an emergency room. On the bright side, I got a talented swordsdwarf with one-hundred and thirty-three kills under his belt in my first migrant wave, along with four mostly-useless professions, three of which were competent in a weapon ability.
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Dr_Nocturne

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7528 on: March 21, 2013, 08:10:41 pm »

I've made a world where dwarves are extinct, humans are scattered, and elves just fine... May have added too many Beast, and Titans to that world...
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WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7529 on: March 21, 2013, 08:28:15 pm »

I've made a world where dwarves are extinct, humans are scattered, and elves just fine... May have added too many Beast, and Titans to that world...

But if the dwarves existed at one point, then it's still possible to embark... ACCEPT CHALLENGE?
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