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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2213013 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7260 on: December 21, 2012, 04:59:57 am »

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Trying to figure out a way to recreate in a fort, currently supply of kittens just got mass-pitted to deatomizer. Now I'll have to wait for the next caravan, and trade with them instead of literally drowning them in baby mammals.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7261 on: December 21, 2012, 06:15:47 pm »

kittens just got mass-pitted to deatomizer

I thought deatomizers were used to distill perfume from the air into little glass bottles?

It was a possessed mood, and so was completely worthless aside from the value of the crutch. At least the next dwarf to get his legs chopped off will get a happy thought from it. I started him with adequate in weapon, metal and armor smithing and he is still at this level in those skills. He acquired dabbling in metalcrafting after he made a few lead chains. Any idea how the game selects which skill to use?

According to the wiki (and to my own experience) the highest moodable skill is used. I wonder if perhaps the game skips over embark skills and only uses ones that were gained through worldgen or through use?
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Children you rescue shouldn't behave like rabid beasts.  I guess your regular companions shouldn't act like rabid beasts either.
I think that's a little more impossible than I'm likely to have time for.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7262 on: December 21, 2012, 07:12:28 pm »

End of the world. nuff said.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7263 on: December 21, 2012, 07:23:27 pm »

kittens just got mass-pitted to deatomizer

I thought deatomizers were used to distill perfume from the air into little glass bottles?
Nope, no device with the opposite function of an atomizer exists. Plus, it would probably be called an unatomizer, to eliminate confusion.

However, a giant atomizer for creating a cloud of suspended kitten particles in air might be useful.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7264 on: December 21, 2012, 10:03:11 pm »

do they have the falling damage reducing properties of non-atomized kittens?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7265 on: December 22, 2012, 12:38:23 am »

No, but they can bond with hydrogen puppies to form kitten-sulfide.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7266 on: December 22, 2012, 01:27:50 am »

no device with the opposite function of an atomizer exists

They're called stills.
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Children you rescue shouldn't behave like rabid beasts.  I guess your regular companions shouldn't act like rabid beasts either.
I think that's a little more impossible than I'm likely to have time for.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7267 on: December 22, 2012, 01:36:56 am »

no device with the opposite function of an atomizer exists

They're called stills.

They don't pull from the air per se, as much as from a vapor chamber over boiling syrup. Never heard of one for pulling perfume from the air, but if there was one I guess you could use it to recycle booze by condensing it from dwarf breath.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7268 on: December 22, 2012, 01:53:39 am »

no device with the opposite function of an atomizer exists

They're called stills.

They don't pull from the air per se, as much as from a vapor chamber over boiling syrup. Never heard of one for pulling perfume from the air, but if there was one I guess you could use it to recycle booze by condensing it from dwarf breath.
So, dwarves being useful by drinking? Maybe the world DID end...

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7269 on: December 22, 2012, 06:38:58 pm »

'Some migrants have arrived, despite the danger.'

The game knows how bad things are getting!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7270 on: December 23, 2012, 10:08:43 am »

I worked out who my vampire was.

The high master social skills cheif medical dwarf (legendary diagnoser and surgeon) who had been elected mayor following thier wonderful performance in saving half my military after a particularly messy ambush.

Perfect cover.

I suspect 50 hammer strikes will be enough to render them quite harmless, and with no other medical dwarves to speak of, thier treatment will also be fitting.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7271 on: December 23, 2012, 11:13:38 am »

ARGH DAMMIT. A while ago a siege operator had a child while she was sleeping. I locked the door to prevent the new spawn from leaving. I forgot to unlock it. Poor woman died of thirst and so will her baby soon as well. Also, as I type this a goblin slashes at a child and bags him. Grrreat. And a bit earlier a cave spider killed two of my woodworkers/cutters. ;__;


Edit; aaand another child snatched.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2012, 11:20:09 am by FrisianDude »
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7272 on: December 23, 2012, 01:29:27 pm »

I turned the FPS cap off.
I was getting around 250000 FPS.
I didn't realize that the whole game moved faster until the first caravan left after about five minutes.
I abandoned and turned the cap back on.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7273 on: December 23, 2012, 09:58:04 pm »

Derped, wrong thread.

A facepalm moment I did have though was the irony of our useless beekeeper getting torn apart by giant hornets.

Also, a sparring dorf somehow slashed his partner in the right eye with the partial edge of his +large copper dagger+, lightly tapping the target. Get that dorf a frickin' medal.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7274 on: December 24, 2012, 01:54:40 am »

So I made a danger room to train my soldiers: 5x5 square of lever operated spikes. Three lever pulls got me two deaths, one severed arm, three broken legs, one dented brain (huh?) with shattered skull and one hole in the pancreas.
I then went to search these forums for an answer: What the hell I'm doing wrong?!?
One of the posts, that search found was looking like that:
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