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[Drazinononda]

I saved the fort with a single dwarf.

That's why I never quit until the only dwarves left are insane. Or children, because really, who wants to run the game for seven years while that kid grows up.

[Voyd211]

A whole gang of miners getting horribly slaughtered by a single giant toad. The guy even got a name, although I didn't care enough to remember it.

I then threw a random military together and they did a lovely impersonation of an anatomy class.

[Jase]

It is spring again and those nearly useless elf caravan is visiting me again. Their diplomat went to my Mayor for the usual buisness. They keep chatting, finishing the import agreement and then i got to see the export agreement. The most "needed" item was: Wooden Figurines. Elves. Face Palm.

[Spacebat]

It is spring again and those nearly useless elf caravan is visiting me again. Their diplomat went to my Mayor for the usual buisness. They keep chatting, finishing the import agreement and then i got to see the export agreement. The most "needed" item was: Wooden Figurines. Elves. Face Palm.

You actually get an elf diplomat? Weeeeird, haven't seen those in a long time.

[TheKaspa]

It is spring again and those nearly useless elf caravan is visiting me again. Their diplomat went to my Mayor for the usual buisness. They keep chatting, finishing the import agreement and then i got to see the export agreement. The most "needed" item was: Wooden Figurines. Elves. Face Palm.

They are surely trying to trick you into war.
Although it's a little bit obvious...

[Jase]

It could be, that it was a liasion, actually I know this guy only as "Useless Elf, which only purpose is, that I can order wood from him"

[Urist McLaptop]

Okay.....I just got dwarf fortress.....needles to say things didn't go well.after a goblin siege a child's parents were killed.the CHILD threw a tantrum and began slaughtering my dwarfs in there sleep! My stinking champion wrestler tried to fight it but at that moment a cave in happened while the child miraculously escaped.........the other dwarves became melancholy, about 5 left.they died.the child was left.he all of a sudden got depressed BECAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE DEAD! He then proceeded to jump into my carp infested moat........lot of blood.........and so ended scalyorb of demons!

[Rockphed]

It is spring again and those nearly useless elf caravan is visiting me again. Their diplomat went to my Mayor for the usual buisness. They keep chatting, finishing the import agreement and then i got to see the export agreement. The most "needed" item was: Wooden Figurines. Elves. Face Palm.

You actually get an elf diplomat? Weeeeird, haven't seen those in a long time.

The prices agreed upon in import and export agreements apply to both sales and purchases.  He might have been trying to sell you a load of elven wood figurines.

Until figurines have a use, I don't think anyone would buy the blighted things.

[thefish1992]

i was playing with the masterwork, and on the embark screen i saw a Tower.
for some reason i thought it was a automaton tower, the resident necromancer quickly corrected me.

[hops]

Oh Masterwork.
How brutal it is when you're reminded of the warlocks' existence when you realized the goddamn forest is on fire after the last siege.

[thefish1992]

warlocks? hell the damn merchants worry me the most, every time they come, they light the outside on fire, Fire bombing my trade depot, and the elves with their damn mutant fea dogs, and they yell at me for destroying the forest. in all honesty those necros zombie hoards just ended up being turn into soap, had a lovely fragrance.

[Snorunt30]

This... ugh, just after I dug it out

[Hanslanda]

This... ugh, just after I dug it out

But imagine how awesome that rubik's cube is.

[misko27]

This... ugh, just after I dug it out

But imagine how awesome that rubik's cube is.

Meanwhile, we're soon going to see the first ever natural death of a artifact: Death by frustration.

[FlickerFly]

Note to self- make sure terrifying biome has zombies before sacrificing favourite dorf to make sure no zombies get in -_-.