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[Wrex]

"This is a Horse Bone bed. All craftdwarvesmanship is of the highest quality. This object menances with spikes of horse bone and brown zircon.

Adagogez, The Soaked Hole.



I am speechless.

[MadocComadrin]

Well, I suppose one could imagine where the spikes fit when you lay on the bed. >:3 ... D:

[brainfreez]

this is a adamantine figurine of dwarves , it menaces with spikes of platinum , steel , steel and adamantine.
the item has rings of adamantine , steel and adamantine.
on the item is a image of dwarves , the dwarves are labouring .another lame image of lamb and goblin , the goblin is striking down the lamb .

DAMN YOU KADOL , YOU WASTED MY LAST ADAMANTINE WAFFERS AND STEEL BARS ! DAMN YOU !!!!

i will kill his pet llama for this and i will make 10 z-level drop for him , not to kill him but cripple him and he won't get any hospital treatment .

[Reudh]

this is a adamantine figurine of dwarves , it menaces with spikes of platinum , steel , steel and adamantine.
the item has rings of adamantine , steel and adamantine.
on the item is a image of dwarves , the dwarves are labouring .another lame image of lamb and goblin , the goblin is striking down the lamb .

DAMN YOU KADOL , YOU WASTED MY LAST ADAMANTINE WAFFERS AND STEEL BARS ! DAMN YOU !!!!

i will kill his pet llama for this and i will make 10 z-level drop for him , not to kill him but cripple him and he won't get any hospital treatment .

10z stands a 50-50 chance of killing him. If you want maiming, try 8 or 9z.

[Squanto]

I just got an artifact earring where "On the item is an image of five trillion cut gems in slate."  I thought it meant the number 5 trillion at first.  That would be cool, but I actually had to look it up in the raws to make sure trillion was a cut.

[Joben]

I've had a couple incidents similar to brainfreeze thought not at bad. For some reason my dwarves love taking my pig iron to decorate useless artifacts. This on a map with no iron ore and no coal or even tin. Every bit of steel I have is imported or labouriously made from purchased items and goblinite melted over charcoal fires.

I had my own littel facepalm recently when trhough my own negligence the fort vampire got loose for a bit and promptly nommed  the militia commander, a high master speardwarf, while his squad stood around and watched.

[donfuan]

"This is a Horse Bone bed. All craftdwarvesmanship is of the highest quality. This object menances with spikes of horse bone and brown zircon.

Adagogez, The Soaked Hole.



I am speechless.

This is hilarious! It's sodomy and necrophilism in one, a true prize exhibit of dwarven perversity artistry.

[TheDJ17]

I managed to assign iron picks to my spear dwarfs instead of iron pikes -_-
At that point I realized I should probably go to bed.

[IronTomato]

I managed to assign iron picks to my spear dwarfs instead of iron pikes -_-
At that point I realized I should probably go to bed.

Time for a new signature.

[Hurize]

I cried in joy when a Hoary marmot killed a goblin during a siege
Hoary marmots are amazing I though
then a group of 5 killed my marksdwarf during a fight
:Facepalm:

[brainfreez]

I've had a couple incidents similar to brainfreeze thought not at bad. For some reason my dwarves love taking my pig iron to decorate useless artifacts. This on a map with no iron ore and no coal or even tin. Every bit of steel I have is imported or labouriously made from purchased items and goblinite melted over charcoal fires.

I had my own littel facepalm recently when trhough my own negligence the fort vampire got loose for a bit and promptly nommed  the militia commander, a high master speardwarf, while his squad stood around and watched.

i am on a map without flux and metals , only galena , and i had to close my adamantine mine because of !!invasion!! and now Kadol McWonderfulmetalartist decides to cheer me up by making a metal figurine with a image of a lamb getting slaughtered .

[Joben]

A dust spewing forgoten beast (second on in close succession btw, #1 caused insta-necrosis of the everything, #2 seems more like minor acid burns, fingers crossed, because my best soldiesr are covered in it), squashed my perfectly nice mayor.

Before he's even put in his grave my citizens elected the resident vampire to replace him.
This creature has been locked along in a a room almost his entire stay, he only has 8 passing aquantances in a fort of 180, and he's a convicted murderer. I don't care how high his social skills are, no none knows him!

What the hell dwarfs, what the hell?

[misko27]

this is a adamantine figurine of dwarves , it menaces with spikes of platinum , steel , steel and adamantine.
the item has rings of adamantine , steel and adamantine.
on the item is a image of dwarves , the dwarves are labouring .another lame image of lamb and goblin , the goblin is striking down the lamb .

This is like the start of a dwarven religion our something. Bible imagery FTW.

[Mura]

Losing both of my legendary miners to the same tile of magma.   

Thank Armok for the dwarven caravan preventing diggor mortis.

[Noobed2696]

The lever for the aqueduct got quantumly tangled to an extra flood gate and I swear I didn't do it.  The flood gate for the well control of course.  And the backup pressure plate was already tripped so it didn't close the gate automatically when it got to 7/7.

And then of course the master mason jumped into the well and started swimming upstream.  And drowned.  An his pants washed back down towards the well.  And stopped.  On the flood gate tile.  Of course.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I only lost two dwarves.  I had a door in place and everyone was already in a warren becasue of a titan siege.  But now I lost my legendary dining hall.