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[Kogut]

My entire 2 squads dodged into murky pool. Well, 3 were killed by enemy.

[Zrk2]

My entire 2 squads dodged into murky pool. Well, 3 were killed by enemy.

...And?

[Zidane]

I replaced Microcline with Orichalum, a metal just as sharp and hard as cotton candy, but as heavy as lead.

After a few seasons I discover goblins are loaded with the stuff.

[Kogut]

My entire 2 squads dodged into murky pool. Well, 3 were killed by enemy.

...And?

drowned

[sicksock]

The king just arrived, and he died of old age the instant he stumbled upon the map.

Hey guys whats going on in this fort-HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Qinetix]

Got 15 females and 1 male in my fortress
*facepalm* I noticed this after a year

I don't see how that's a facepalm. I see that as the ultimate vacation.

Oh the male was the only ecstasic one XD

[MonkeyHead]

Spending almost an hour designing and digging out a mega efficient farming zone including various types of food processing logically ordered radially outwards from a large central farming chamber all zones with with dependant stockpiles...

then realizing i didnt embark with any seeds as i felt ike foraging for my plant matter for a change.

[Devling]

Farms. For about 3 farms I didn't have any idea how to get mud. Then I flooded my unly succesful farm and had to dig a pit to get the water out. Now it's flooding again because of rain. It's okay though because it's making more mud.

[sicksock]

Got an embark randomly called "the windy forests".

Windmills generate no power anywhere

[Samuel]

At least an in-game year or so ago, I took out a small tribe of Cave Swallow Men in the caverns, as they were listed as hostile and I frankly don't need the caverns to be any more dangerous. A couple of them survived, one who's been wandering about, and another who wandered over to a large open area, took off into the air, and then... stopped. In a single spot. In mid-air. And he hasn't moved in over a year. He's apparently some sort of zen master or something.

Now, shall I use the boring old crossbow method, or drop a chunk of ceiling on his head?

[xtank5]

Now, shall I use the boring old crossbow method, or drop a chunk of ceiling on his head?

The ceiling method of course.  You had to ask?

[Samuel]

Now, shall I use the boring old crossbow method, or drop a chunk of ceiling on his head?

The ceiling method of course.  You had to ask?

Actually, no, not really.

[FuzzyDoom]

Now, shall I use the boring old crossbow method, or drop a chunk of ceiling on his head?

The ceiling method of course.  You had to ask?

Actually, no, not really.

Magma. Freaking underachievers these days.

[Ria Hawk]

So I'm playing with magma for the first time. I've dug out a nice, refillable reservoir connected to a volcano. I have a nice complex of workshops planned out on the floor above so I can use magma forges and stuff.

And like an idiot, I started filling the reservoir before I started on the workshops. So the game is literally pausing every second because the miners found warm stone. Yes, I know, stop telling me.

[FrisianDude]

I started off as I often do, with three dogs and they are physically less than imposing; the bitches are enormous yet very weak and the male is gigantic yet incredibly weak.
My start donkey on the other hand is very muscular and just gigantic overall, but I haven't modded war donkeys in.