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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2137540 times)

Shurhaian

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2400 on: August 21, 2010, 06:31:54 pm »

The next guy after that should have the time of his life, though.

That, or, since dwarven relationships are monogamous, all the women will battle to the death for breeding rights, leaving him the only one alive...
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« Reply #2401 on: August 21, 2010, 06:42:25 pm »

I guess I'm going to have to, I haven't had any new migrants:



And I have absolutely no idea at all why so many are ecstatic, considering there's a lack of beds.
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« Reply #2402 on: August 21, 2010, 07:13:50 pm »

I guess I'm going to have to, I haven't had any new migrants:



And I have absolutely no idea at all why so many are ecstatic, considering there's a lack of beds.

lol wut? Is that possible in DF?
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« Reply #2403 on: August 21, 2010, 07:16:32 pm »

I guess I'm going to have to, I haven't had any new migrants:



And I have absolutely no idea at all why so many are ecstatic, considering there's a lack of beds.

lol wut? Is that possible in DF?
You might want to check the sex in-game, I remember one time when rapist couldn't tell one sex from the other, something to do with mods afair.
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Richard Nixon

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« Reply #2404 on: August 21, 2010, 07:21:43 pm »

You might want to check the sex in-game, I remember one time when rapist couldn't tell one sex from the other, something to do with mods afair.

Whelp, that's what happened, which is odd. It was working fine 10 minutes before that game.

I guess I'll have to use runesmith to give them sex changes.
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Metroid

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2405 on: August 21, 2010, 09:01:50 pm »

There are rapists in DF?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2406 on: August 21, 2010, 11:05:59 pm »

I think he was referring to Dwarf Therapist.

Unfortunate choice of words.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2407 on: August 21, 2010, 11:14:22 pm »

There is a part of that utility that happens to have...unfortunate capitalization.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2408 on: August 22, 2010, 02:04:19 am »

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I'll take The Rapists for 100, Trebeck?

In actual facepalming--locked random mooks and the military into various small spaces, due to walling-self-in/door-forbidding dumbness.

Thank god I noticed before everyone with any sort of fighting skills died.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2409 on: August 22, 2010, 03:11:30 pm »

Just switched fropm 4d to latest update. First fort 51 strong no losses, thinking thats gotta be a new record. First goblin ambush shows up, 4 lashers 1 hammer.
Send military, they get slaughtered
stone traps, avoided
peasant draft, slaughtered
second draft, slaughtered
End: Goblins no casualties, Dwarfs 51 dead. :'(
(Best I got was one lasher with a broken arm, and another has my legendary spear in her gut which somehow did nothing)
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« Reply #2410 on: August 22, 2010, 03:28:26 pm »

What were your military stats? Equipment, unit type?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2411 on: August 22, 2010, 04:14:44 pm »

What were your military stats? Equipment, unit type?

Those things don't matter, the goblins had lashes.

Only the amount of lashers matters when theres 1 or more lasher enemies around, and he probably had none.

Lashes are sickly imba-lanced.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2412 on: August 22, 2010, 04:26:31 pm »

That's disheartening.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2413 on: August 22, 2010, 05:19:02 pm »

If I recall correctly, lashes are war hammers on a rope. War hammers with tiny tiny heads. So they concentrate the force of the impact in one tiny spot.
Ordinary lashes do that and it's badass, this is like a lash made from super heavy matter.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #2414 on: August 22, 2010, 06:28:06 pm »

Do we get to have those?
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