Alright so I decide to embark in a sinister jungle without an aquifer
thank damn you Armok! Since I'm still a beginner I decide to edit the embark points. So after I'm done, I start out with 250 mica and 250 wood in total with steel weapons and a silver warhammer. From the start, I enable carpentry for every dwarf and start creating a wooden fort around my wagon with some space to allow my dwarves to walk around. Right now, I'm surrounded by zombie and skeleton animals that can be taken care of easily and 100 wood is used to build this wall. As they draw near and my fort is about to be finished, Urist McDumbassWoodworker walls himself out. I decide to make him fight the animals just to see if he'll survive. And so far, he did without any real damage and he became a good axedwarf from it. Now we tear down 2 of the bottom walls and build a bridge that walls off the entrance. So right now I'm digging down and making a few workshops and housing/dining rooms. Since I decided to make my fort population only 50, I make 50 rooms, beds, tables, etc in preparation while my miners start digging down so I can find the
circus and have a huge battle laugh with the clowns
. Anyway, everything is sunshine and puppies, or actually darkness, decay, and skeletal elephants for my dwarves for now. Some migrants come once the coast is clear, and we let the bridge down. Right now my miners are drawing near my destination while building some screwpumps for the magma. Now here's where the facepalming yet awesome moment (for me) begins, in my head and heart, I want to actually go
fight enjoy the
monsters clowns instead of dieing from the usual animal. Right now, I have mark dwarves on top of my walls and protected by fortifications. As I let down the bridge for my last migrants, out of nowhere, I see them rushing in, I look near them and see a freaking group of zombie elephants and lions chasing them. Before I can do anything, almost all my dwarves are dead except for my miners. When they return for food and water, I order one of them to pull the lever to bring up the bridge, but instead they sat around eating. Did I mention that I embarked on a cave that housed one of my creations, a giant talking tortoise that can make you explode just by ramming you into a wall? So now I see my creation announcing its arrival, and makes its way to my fort while my dwarfs are too busy being Urist McDumbasses for not pulling the lever. So now I'm watching what my creation does best, making things explode by ramming them into a wall. Man, I never facepalmed this hard before.
Moral of this story:Go embark in a sinster area without an aquifer and housing a giant tortoise while trying to reach the circus. Go see how long you can last.