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[Shurhaian]

The next guy after that should have the time of his life, though.

That, or, since dwarven relationships are monogamous, all the women will battle to the death for breeding rights, leaving him the only one alive...

[Richard Nixon]

I guess I'm going to have to, I haven't had any new migrants:



And I have absolutely no idea at all why so many are ecstatic, considering there's a lack of beds.

[FuzzyDoom]

I guess I'm going to have to, I haven't had any new migrants:



And I have absolutely no idea at all why so many are ecstatic, considering there's a lack of beds.

lol wut? Is that possible in DF?

[Z1000000m]

I guess I'm going to have to, I haven't had any new migrants:



And I have absolutely no idea at all why so many are ecstatic, considering there's a lack of beds.

lol wut? Is that possible in DF?

You might want to check the sex in-game, I remember one time when rapist couldn't tell one sex from the other, something to do with mods afair.

[Richard Nixon]

You might want to check the sex in-game, I remember one time when rapist couldn't tell one sex from the other, something to do with mods afair.

Whelp, that's what happened, which is odd. It was working fine 10 minutes before that game.

I guess I'll have to use runesmith to give them sex changes.

[Metroid]

There are rapists in DF?

[ungulateman]

I think he was referring to Dwarf Therapist.

Unfortunate choice of words.

[MaximumZero]

There is a part of that utility that happens to have...unfortunate capitalization.

[melomel]

I'll take The Rapists for 100, Trebeck?

In actual facepalming--locked random mooks and the military into various small spaces, due to walling-self-in/door-forbidding dumbness.

Thank god I noticed before everyone with any sort of fighting skills died.

[surturhero]

Just switched fropm 4d to latest update. First fort 51 strong no losses, thinking thats gotta be a new record. First goblin ambush shows up, 4 lashers 1 hammer.
Send military, they get slaughtered
stone traps, avoided
peasant draft, slaughtered
second draft, slaughtered
End: Goblins no casualties, Dwarfs 51 dead.
(Best I got was one lasher with a broken arm, and another has my legendary spear in her gut which somehow did nothing)

[Organum]

What were your military stats? Equipment, unit type?

[Johuotar]

What were your military stats? Equipment, unit type?

Those things don't matter, the goblins had lashes.

Only the amount of lashers matters when theres 1 or more lasher enemies around, and he probably had none.

Lashes are sickly imba-lanced.

[Organum]

That's disheartening.

[Spectre]

If I recall correctly, lashes are war hammers on a rope. War hammers with tiny tiny heads. So they concentrate the force of the impact in one tiny spot.
Ordinary lashes do that and it's badass, this is like a lash made from super heavy matter.

[Organum]

Do we get to have those?