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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2211783 times)

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1125 on: February 17, 2010, 01:00:48 pm »

my first embark, since i refuse to call it my first fortress.
i thought: "hey, a terrifying ocean, cool!"
The zombie whales were of other opinion. they ate my 7 starting dwarves within 2 minutes, i was almost done smelting the tetrahedrite by then...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1126 on: February 17, 2010, 01:11:53 pm »

Engraving the duke's room to make the little bugger shut up. My engraver engraves about a dozen pictures of one of his former engravings...

Also, I threw a goblin local leader into magma, so no sieges for a while, unless I manage to piss off the elves enough... My long-term goal is to capture the kings of every non-dwarven civ and put them into a zoo in my king's bedroom. Muhuhuhahaha!

How is that a facepalm?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1127 on: February 17, 2010, 01:41:10 pm »

How is that a facepalm?

Just unsubscribe from this pointless and tedious thread, and be done with it. That's what I'm doing after this post.

EDIT: Joke's on me, as I can't figure out how to unsubscribe. Well, not reading it is still an option.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2010, 01:43:28 pm by assimilateur »
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1128 on: February 17, 2010, 03:08:15 pm »

In one fort there was a GCS running around that would kill off random dwarves.  I'd get a message saying "Urist McRedshirt has died" and I'd want to forbid all the dead dwarf's clothes to make sure the other dwarves didn't run into the spider trying to grab them.  (I did kill the GCS...eventually.)

The problem was that I had no idea where the dwarf's corpse was. I would have to hunt through 5 z-levels of a cliff forbidding stuff before I got the "Urist McHauler has canceled job" messages.  SO annoying.

...UNTIL I figured out a useful trick: z, Stocks screen, go down to "corpses" and press Tab to change the mode to display individual corpses.  Then find "Urist McRedshirt's corpse" and press the key to zoom in on it.  Presto, right to the corpse! :o

Isn't there a hotkey to zoom to an announcement?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1129 on: February 17, 2010, 03:23:00 pm »

How is that a facepalm?

Just unsubscribe from this pointless and tedious thread, and be done with it. That's what I'm doing after this post.

EDIT: Joke's on me, as I can't figure out how to unsubscribe. Well, not reading it is still an option.

The facepalm (HAH see what I did there?) is on you... I believe there is no unsubscribe function in the forums at all :-)  You've got to really make sure you care about a thread before you subscribe..   It'll follow you around like zombie carp to the slaughter.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1130 on: February 17, 2010, 03:24:30 pm »

You click the Notify button again, and it unsubscribes you.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1131 on: February 17, 2010, 04:06:04 pm »


You don't explicitly subscribe, instead a subscription is implied when you reply (at least with my settings, perhaps that can be changed somewhere).

You click the Notify button again, and it unsubscribes you.

Thanks for the help. I was just gonna ignore it like I ignore another "subscribed" but terribly spammy thread, but this is even better.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1132 on: February 17, 2010, 07:38:31 pm »

How is that a facepalm?

Just unsubscribe from this pointless and tedious thread, and be done with it. That's what I'm doing after this post.

EDIT: Joke's on me, as I can't figure out how to unsubscribe. Well, not reading it is still an option.

I'm not even subscribed to this thread.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1133 on: February 17, 2010, 10:01:19 pm »

You can subscribe to threads?!

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1134 on: February 18, 2010, 01:19:23 am »

Isn't there a hotkey to zoom to an announcement?
Is there? I glanced through the help and the wiki and I couldn't find one. If you know of one, please share!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1135 on: February 18, 2010, 11:26:46 am »

Just now, I lost 19 goblins to a now rather obvious, and stupid mistake. Playing with goblins, I decided to make a tower on my own, because hey, goblins LOVE their towers.

What's a tower without MAGMA pits? A bad one. So, I made one. 15 levels of magma goodness. However, during the construction, I discovered that the tunnels I intended to use to slowly fill up that bad boy with magma were hot while on the way to the pipe.

Turns out, there was a magma pool. Well, let's tap that and fill the pit partly, although it IS a big pool, maybe it'll do!

So a channel was made, and the magma began a slow drain.

A while later, I got an announcement of a peasant cancelling cleaning. Reason? Too injured.

Is the magma flowing? Yes it was. Did I forget to seal access to the stairs that led to the now-magma dripping area?

Yes I did.

The peasant was dead within seconds, and I quickly ordered the stairs to be replaced with ones leading up, so no one else would go down there.

Then I read about the clothier cancelling the same task, for the same reason. I zoom in, and by that point, he was already inside.

In my barracks.

That I still had set as a meeting zone.

Before I knew it, goblins were burning and running like burning and running goblins near dwarf fortresses.

The current fatality amount is, what, 11 to magma and fire, and the rest were all due to the tantrums. There's also a very miserable baby in the tower, I'm just waiting until it hurls itself down some pit or another.

At least my dining hall engravings got good.

"The goblin is burning."
"The goblin is making a plaintive gesture."
"The goblin is striking down the goblin. The goblin is laughing."
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1136 on: February 18, 2010, 12:26:07 pm »

So you now have a positively demonic set of engravings?  Awesome!  When does your civ leader arrive?  I'm sure he'll enjoy the decorations!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1137 on: February 18, 2010, 12:55:19 pm »

Don't think you can zoom to announcements yet.  It's a next version thing.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1138 on: February 18, 2010, 01:17:02 pm »

Embarking twice.

Then realising I hadn't sorted out the items, ergo: no mining picks.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #1139 on: February 18, 2010, 05:45:33 pm »

There's the "notify" kind of subscribe, and there's the "show new replies to your posts" kind.  The latter you're stuck with.  Forever.
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