The major themes of this mod are the pseudo-comedic figures known as clowns, fools, jesters, and mimes.
I may not have been able to make them funny, but I was at least able to make them
fun. Think acid-pies, mimes with weightless invisible weapons and armor, bloodsucking clowns, jesters that paralyze you with the sound of their bells and claw you to death, and fools that attack from the wilds as guerrilla groups.
After years of mocking, they are ready for revenge. And they expect
laughs.
-Clowns can suck blood and have a high damage resistance. The live in dark towers and steal children from other civilizations. They wield fierce weapons such as acidic pies, giant joy-buzzer traps, and the mighty balloon swords. Their agility allows them to avoid any traps.
-Mimes have "invisible" armor and weapons. The "invisible" armor isn't really invisible, they can be seen just like any other item, but they are practically weightless. Mimes do not speak, and you will war with them often. This can be a real challenge, as every mime is armed with a full range of invisible weapons that they will randomly cycle through during combat. The weapons cannot be used by other races. Like clowns, they avoid traps.
-Jesters are wild creatures that clowns occasionally take with them, in addition to trolls and the other usual evil animals. Jesters will use their bells to produce sounds capable of paralyzing anyone too close to the creature.
-Fools are the weakest of the comedian tribes, and rely on guerrilla warfare for successful attacks. They have no homelands and no names. They simply wander the wilds, waiting for victims. They are sometimes captured and trained as laborers.
-This mod also adds in some new Fun, if you know what I mean. Sometimes the Fun leads clown civilizations.
You charge at The Goblin!
You lash The Goblin in the right hand with your Iron whip!
It is broken!
You collide with The Goblin!
You tangle together and fall over!
The Goblin is no longer stunned.
You are no longer stunned.
The Goblin stands up.
You lash The Goblin in the right lower leg with your Iron whip!
It is badly ripped!
The Goblin strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You lash The Goblin in the left upper arm with your Iron whip!
It is torn!
The Goblin's left shoulder has been sprained!
The Goblin strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You lash The Goblin in the lower body with your Iron whip!
It is torn!
The Goblin's left kidney has been torn!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You lash The Goblin in the right upper arm with your Iron whip!
It is badly ripped!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right lower arm from behind with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin grabs You by the left upper leg with her left hand!
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the left ear from behind with her left upper arm!
You stand up.
The Goblin Wrestler adjusts the grip of The Goblin Wrestler's left upper arm on Your left ear.
The Goblin strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Wrestler charges at You!
You are surprised by the ferocity of The Goblin Wrestler's onslaught!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Wrestler collides with You!
You tangle together and fall over!
The Goblin adjusts the grip of The Goblin's left hand on Your left upper leg.
The Goblin strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Wrestler stands up.
The Goblin adjusts the grip of The Goblin's left hand on Your left upper leg.
You lash The Goblin in the right upper leg with your Iron whip!
It is torn!
The Goblin Wrestler is no longer stunned.
The Guard bites You in the left upper arm from behind!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin adjusts the grip of The Goblin's left hand on Your left upper leg.
The Guard bites You in the right lower arm from behind!
It is pierced!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left upper arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard shakes You around by the right lower arm!
It is badly pierced!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You lash The Guard in the left lower arm with your Iron whip!
It is torn!
The Guard's left elbow has been sprained!
The Guard shakes You around by the right lower arm!
It is broken!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You lose hold of the Iron whip.
The Goblin punches You in the left upper leg from behind with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left hand with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard shakes You around by the right lower arm!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin punches You in the right lower arm from behind with her left hand!
It is mangled!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the lower body with her right upper arm!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin punches You in the right lower arm from behind with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Guard but He jumps away!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin punches You in the right upper arm from behind with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler releases the grip of The Goblin Wrestler's right upper arm on Your lower body.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left upper arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin adjusts the grip of The Goblin's left hand on Your left upper leg.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The Guard!
The Guard counterstrikes!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard bites You in the right lower leg!
It is badly pierced!
Your right knee has been sprained!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin locks Your left hip with The Goblin's left hand!
The Goblin Wrestler strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard shakes You around by the right lower leg!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin badly sprains Your left hip!
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the fourth toe, right foot with her right upper arm!
The Guard bites You in the left upper leg!
It is broken!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
You give in to pain.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right upper leg with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard shakes You around by the left upper leg!
It is mangled!
The Goblin cripples Your left hip!
The Goblin Wrestler releases the grip of The Goblin Wrestler's right upper arm on Your fourth toe, right foot.
The Guard shakes You around by the left upper leg!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the second toe, right foot with her right lower arm!
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
The Goblin releases the joint lock of The Goblin's left hand on Your left upper leg.
The Guard grabs You by the first finger, left hand with his right upper arm!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right lower arm with her left hand!
It is mangled!
Your right elbow has been sprained!
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
The Guard bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right upper arm with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin releases the grip of The Goblin's left hand on Your left upper leg.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the lower body with her right hand!
It is bruised!
Your stomach has been badly bruised!
Your left kidney has been bruised!
Your lower spine has been badly bruised!
The Guard releases the grip of The Guard's right upper arm on Your first finger, left hand.
The Goblin Wrestler releases the grip of The Goblin Wrestler's right lower arm on Your second toe, right foot.
The Goblin grabs You by the nose with her right lower arm!
The Guard grabs You by the donkey leather left glove with his right hand!
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the nose with her left upper arm!
The Guard grabs You by the fifth toe, left foot with his left lower arm!
The Goblin punches You in the right upper leg with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the head with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard bites You in the right upper arm!
It is pierced!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right lower leg with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin releases the grip of The Goblin's right lower arm on Your nose.
The Goblin Wrestler releases the grip of The Goblin Wrestler's left upper arm on Your nose.
The Guard shakes You around by the right upper arm!
It is broken!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the lower body with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard shakes You around by the right upper arm!
It is mangled!
The Goblin grabs You by the thumb, right hand with her left hand!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right upper arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard shakes You around by the right upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the throat with her left hand!
The Goblin releases the grip of The Goblin's left hand on Your thumb, right hand.
The Guard bites You in the left lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left lower arm with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
The Guard releases the grip of The Guard's left lower arm on Your fifth toe, left foot.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is mangled!
Your left hip has been crippled again!
The Goblin grabs You by the left lower leg with her right upper arm!
The Guard bites You in the right upper arm!
It is mangled!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler places a chokehold on Your throat with The Goblin Wrestler's left hand!
The Guard shakes You around by the right upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin punches You in the upper body with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler strangles Your throat!
You regain consciousness.
The Goblin Child punches You in the right hand with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler strangles Your throat!
The Guard grabs You by the second finger, right hand with his right upper arm!
The Goblin locks Your left knee with The Goblin's right upper arm!
The Goblin Wrestler strangles Your throat!
You pass out.
The Guard bites You in the head!
It is badly pierced!
Your throat has been poked out!
Your neck has been badly pierced!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left lower arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard shakes You around by the head!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin cripples Your left knee!
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the third finger, left hand with her left upper arm!
The Guard bites You in the right foot!
It is pierced!
Your first toe, right foot has been pierced!
Your third toe, right foot has been badly pierced!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the upper body with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin releases the joint lock of The Goblin's right upper arm on Your left lower leg.
The Guard shakes You around by the right foot!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin Child punches You in the right upper leg with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left upper arm with her right hand!
It is bruised!
Your left shoulder has been sprained!
The Guard releases the grip of The Guard's right upper arm on Your second finger, right hand.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the lower body with her left hand!
It is battered!
Your stomach has been badly bruised!
Your right kidney has been badly bruised!
Your lower spine has been broken!
The Goblin punches You in the right upper arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard bites You in the right upper leg!
It is badly pierced!
Your right hip has been badly sprained!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the upper body with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard shakes You around by the right upper leg!
It is badly pierced!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left lower arm with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin punches You in the lower body with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler releases the grip of The Goblin Wrestler's left upper arm on Your third finger, left hand.
The Guard shakes You around by the right upper leg!
A chunk is torn away!
The Goblin releases the grip of The Goblin's right upper arm on Your left lower leg.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right upper leg with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard grabs You by the left lower leg with his left lower arm!
The Goblin Child punches You in the lower body with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the left lower arm with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
The Guard releases the grip of The Guard's left lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The Goblin punches You in the head with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Goblin Wrestler grabs You by the Pig tail sock with her right lower arm!
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
The Guard bites You in the left upper leg!
It is mangled!
Your left hip has been crippled again!
You feel your blood being sucked through the wound!
The Guard latches on firmly!
The Goblin Wrestler punches You in the right upper arm with her left hand!
It is mangled!
Your right shoulder has been sprained!
You have bled to death.
The Goblin Child stands up.
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
The Guard spits out the clown Chunk.
Version 1.2 is now up. Go forth, and face your fear of clowns with dwarven steel at your side! Or possibly have that fear instilled in you if you don't already have it. Either way, should be fun.
Changes since the first:
--The entities are more refined
--clowns and mimes are trapavoid,
--mimes have had their invisible weapons built into them now, so each one, all of which are
wrestlers, are extremely deadly
--New HFS clowns.
--some minor fixes concerning creature and civ spawning. Everything should show up now.